There was inter star meet.
Where organizer auctioning different planets
For some reason, I brought planet earth hoping it will be profitable
When I see into it, it is full of species called humans
Only 20% of those species are really useful for me
I separated brain out of those 20% humans and threw remaining part(body) of the humans and also I threw away that useless planet
Now I realized these preserved brains are useless because those brains are so screwed up with concepts like god, billion year old concepts of physics, crap philosophy and full of self-convincing power.
To solve a problem which I can in a day, they took 10 years
Finally I threw those brains into dustbin
It was very bad deal and feeling depressed now
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You only had 0.00001% or less of chosen to be given a life. You win by being alive and living already. Why dwell?
Wait a minute, your an outside celestrial being, with the technology capable of attending an intergalactic auction with other advanced life forms yet you waste your time disecting an obsolete species?
Humans are interior to your species. Why waste your time obtaining knowledge or seeking any use of their brains if yours is profoundly more advanced? Further more, why didn’t you reap the natural resources of this planet before trashing it?
Its rather intryiginf that your species has the technologues ti bid planets away yet incapable of finding a cure or treatment for depression? Dude, go blow some planets up, it might make you feel better and start with this one first!