My Ex Thinks I’m Psychotic

I decided to break my silence and apologize to my ex-Boyfriend for being such an overwhelming ***** to him on the day of our breakup. He told me that it’s okay, that he knows I have a mental condition. Mind you, he’s not basing this on anything other than his disdain for me. I was like whatever, though. He isn’t the first to assume I had something wrong with me, so I decided I wouldn’t let it ruin my time with him.

He began to tell me about some app — something that let’s you create an anime thing of yourself. Y’know, he would harp on about ‘weeaboos’ ruining Japanese culture – since he is Japanese-American – but he talks about anime ‘n stuff more than any Otaku I’ve ever met. I guess it’s like the N-word. It’s only okay when they do it. So he showed me his anime version of him and I thought it was a pretty cute representation of himself. He then asked me to make one. So I said okay, and a few hours go by.

He sends me a message calling me a total ***** out of nowhere, since I didn’t check out the stupid anime thing he wanted me to do. He told me to fuck my apology, that he’s too nice to me. He went on about how I’ll get cancer someday. too. Like his Mom. I thought it was funny, since I had started smoking the other day. I told him that if I ever do get cancer, I’ll be sure to tell his mother I said hi for him in hell. It’s stupid, I mean, my entire reasoning for saying anything to him in the first place was because I wanted to apologize to him for being mean about his mother’s cancer, and here I was condemning myself further, saying that I’d meet his mother in hell.

He said that he was right about my mental instability. To be honest, I think we both have a problem mentally. ‘Cause I didn’t say anything to him that would cause him to fly off the handle like that.

Oh, and throughout all of this, I never once called him a ***** or a bastard, LonelyPlatypus. Think about that. 🙂