a man died and went to hell. after wandering around for a while, he ran across the devil. the man said ” ya know, devil, ive been here for awhile, and its really boring. do you have anything to do down here?” the devil looked at the man and said “why, of course we do. do you like to drink?” the man said “yes, yes i do like to drink”. the devil replied ” on mondays, we drink as much as we want,from dawn to dark, whatever flavor you want,beer, wine, whiskey.” the devil continued,” do you like to do drugs?” the man said ” well, ive been known to partake of substances now and then.” devil said ” on tuesdays, from dawn to dark, any drug you want to do is avaiable. coke, pot heroin, etc,as much as you want.” the man starts to think that this might not be too bad of a thing. the devil goes on and asks “do you like gay sex?” the man repled ” no, no, thats never really been my lifestyle.” the devil looked at the man and said “oooohh, your not gonna like wendsday very much.”
why is it always wed?
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Hump day!!
Just wait until Thursday if you think Wednesday is bad. Hell’s a scary place on Thursdays. That’s when they release the mimes.
I went to clown school. I know it is not the same as a mime but do you think the devil would give me a job in hell anyways? Even mimes need days off from terrifying people right?
That’s most likely a Friday kind of thing, but I don’t doubt clowns would work just as well as mimes.
I’d hate to give up exciting Friday. Like right now for instance. It is a fri and im lounging around in my pjs, talking to my pets, and writing on a suicide forum. Think the devil pays well? I mean, would it be worth giving up these fabulous Fridays?
MIMES IN HELL!!! oh no, i thought all mimes went to heaven?
this made me snort laugh
jj where ou from
U S of A – NY to be more precise
there a jj here first and you cool there was a jj from north kora here