I’m bored so I’m going to make a riddle about the member I’m intrigued by. Although, I doubt she’ll read this, assuming she isn’t already dead. Now for the riddle: “Despite her disinterest in the superficiality and possible triviality of life, I still think she is intriguing. Despite her interest in older men, I do think we are close in age. Despite her view of being damaged, I think she can still shine brilliantly. Even if it is cracked, a gem can still sparkle. Although she has a habit of calling out those she considers “wolves in sheep’s clothing”, I am completely aware I’m not a disguised wolf. I will admit I am a kitsune, a demon to the core!”
So, have you figured out who my interest is? If you are reading this, interesting rabbit, know I am fine to let the winds of fate be my guide if you decide to accept my offer of friendship. If sounds like a certain type of letter, I apologize. That is just a side-effect of when I’m being poetic. Although, I’m curious about if you like Vegemite or not. *sighs* Okay, I’m done giving clues. I don’t want to state it outright since it’s embarrassing for both parties and would sound way too much like a love confession when it’s not…
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It could be anyone on this forum by your description.
I made specific references about the member, mainly things she said in previous posts. Hell, I even made a hint about her username. If you remove the flowery language and change one word into its two-word cousin, then you will be the First to figure out the name.
Screw the hints. Now, it’s time to let fate sink, The first two words of the user’s name is “Not Interested…”
I hate to bust your top secret puzzle theory but I had this one figured out after reading the first two sentences.
HDS, I wasn’t exactly keeping it a secret after you called my last hint too cryptic.
If I was younger Man I would challenge you for the honor of pursuing This Fair Maiden you seek.
Um, I’m guessing you’re making a chivalry reference but I don’t understand how it applies…
I Too, Find her Intriguing. And Stand as a second for Her online boyfriend that is at the Airport… HHHmmm Where is he Going?
he was *near* the airport. False alarm
To be honest, I would be happy if she could find meaning in life and a reason to live. If that happens then that might be a good sign for people like us… Meaning people who aren’t interested in life and find it almost comical to be alive. In my case, it’s extremely comical to me…
Oh tra la la
Is it weird I want to metaphorically beat some sense into your boyfriend?