>:( I understand that my hair may look really coool now but seriously don’t fucking come up to me and fucking touch my hair and then get me kicked out of the supermarket because I hiss at you because you don’t listen to the words “don’t touch” or “fuck off” honestly for fuck sakes really now I have to show my face in the supermarket to get the rest of my fucking shopping
I hate life… FUCK YOU REALITY
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Fuck you enchilada maker! For not making a low carb version!!! Fuck you!
Wait they have those?
Now I want one 🙁
I’d like one, too… please.
People are just ridiculous. I kinda wonder sometimes if everyone is really born with a brain.
Not everyone has a brain (when I typed the word brain it corrected to BLT don’t know why lol) that’s why theres zombies… And hannibal I’m still tired fml
I wish everyone had a BLT. The world would be so much happier.
For me its more like a BLTS (bacon lettuce and tomato sauce) right now radio gaga is playing irl XD
I hate being touched, it’s a big part of my PTSD. I live in a small town where everyone seems to feel free to touch you at will and I just immediately freeze up and start panicking. Good for you for standing up for yourself and not freezing up like I do.
Same I hate being touched I don’t mind though if I give permission but I didn’t know these people touching mah hair >:(
Don’t give them any tacos or pizza.
But seriously, I’m sorry. Some people don’t respect boundaries or listen when told to back off. Sooner or later, they’ll touch the wrong person…
Yeah they might get bitten or something (and possibly turn into zombies)
‘or something’ is absolutely right. ‘Don’t touch’ means don’t touch. If you touch the wrong person, you might get what you deserve. Being a zombie might be a better outcome than a hospital stay or a trip to jail.
Pretty much *gives you ultimate taco*
Thank you!
THIS. IS. A. GREAT. TACO! 🙂
Thats very stranger danger. People are crazy. That said do you have a picture of it? You can chop off your face i you want to remain anonymous
Nevermind i looked at your old posts cool colors
Thank youuuu got inspired by some of the ideaz I got :3
XD I’m sorry all I read was “chop off your face” nah didn’t have my phone with me because it was in my unit on charge -.- but now you’ve given me a idea I should carry a axe around with me now :3 threaten to chop peoples faces off
But seriously do I fucking look like a dog/cat that wants to be patted on the head -.-
No. Absolutely not.
Someone can view a hairstyle without having to act like a two-year-old and grab everything.
Ugh I wish but this happens everytime I get my hair done -.-
Maybe you can dump some hair coloring on them so they don’t have to touch others’ hair anymore. They can just look in the mirror.
(just kidding)
Ugh sounds like a good idea :3 *grabs buckets full of hair dye*
Now if this happens again I’m going to imagine everyone irl is a 2 year old XD even the elders… Wrinkly 2 year olds XD
Now I’ll have to bail you out of jail… 😉
It’s okay… I’d stop for a pizza on the way…
Bruh you better save some for me on the way to bail me out of jail…
Well… some two year olds do act like elders… There are some smart two year olds out there!
Just don’t tell any elders thst they act like babies. That would be BAD.
I’d save you the wrapper and receipt! 😉
Okay, you could have some, too. 🙂
One time a elder lady came up to me and started squeezing my cheeks 🙁 I wasn’t able to eat for at least 20 mins
Hey! *throws pizza slice at you and runs*
You threw s slice of pizza?
*cleans it off and eats it*
Squeezed your cheeks? Awwwww. Like a grandmother!
Yeah but she was a stranger -.- *faceplants* le facepalm was not enough for this
Maybe she was senile and thought that you WERE her granddaughter.
Or maybe she was gonna kidnap (adultnap tbh idek) me and make me her granddaughter o.o
If she was gonna buy you birthday and holiday gifts, then she could be your grandmother. Maybe buy you a car, too?
I wish she would lol though I wouldn’t mind if anyone spoiled me haha lol
You could always walk around, find an old lady, and shout “Grandma!!!!” ….
Although… That would be creepy…
Very creepy and cringy if I was to do so then remember later on in life.
True. I wouldn’t suggest doing it. You might also give an elder a heart attack.
Well you do have bunny in your screenname. (Sorry i couldn’t resist) That is seriously extremely rude for people to do. That said idk if carrying around an axe is the best policy. Unless you plan on becoming a lumberjack or a murderer…. or a murdering lumberjack?
Or a person who murders lumberjacks?
I also added the pic of a dog that I was drawing yesterday and my niece thought it was a elephant >.<
And I blew up a balloon yesterday and drew a panda face on it. Although it kinda doesn’t work well because it is a orange balloon
Cool picture!
Elephant? Well… Maybe? Um… Perhaps not.
Spots dots and cumberquats
Holy shit the balloon popped irl I screamed and 2 people came running down to see what happened
Poor balloon… What did you do??? 😉
It popped by itself its all the way on the other side of the unit
I got startled 🙁 I need a hug now
Maybe it got into a fight with the panda… and the panda won.
-hugs-
Idk probably yay for hugs
*hugs*
My hug comes with a slice of pizza and an enchilada from the enchilada maker…
Mmmm food XD nom noms
I kept the burrito, though. I was gonna share it but it’s gone.
I look like a burrito everytime I wrap myself in my blanket XD…. Well a blue and white burrito…
A multicolored burrito. That’s cool… 🙂
Although I’m not sure I’d order one.., eating a burrito with blue coloring doesn’t sound appetizing. 🙂
Yeah I suppose but it would be cool to look at XD
True. It would be cool to look at.
Blue pizza and ice cream, too? 😉
Blueberry?? I don’t like blueberries so I’m not sure.
I just checked Google Images and searched ‘blue ice cream’ to check… There is! 🙂
Don’t like blueberries XP mind you they arent bad in muffins or pancakes
They are good in muffins and pancakes… when removed! :p
I’m trying to think of any blue ice cream if there is any… Nope I keep thinking of goody goody gumdrop
But yeah definitely good to look at none the less
Fuck Starbucks for having Shitty Coffee!!!!
Can’t say that I know I heard its shit.
Bad coffee? You means it’s not worth the $200 they charge for a cup??
Objectively, it’s not bad. Just too expensive.
They’re cold beverages are good, too. Again, just too expensive.
* Their
Such a colorful dog 🙂
I was trying to base it off of my hair colors but then I was like omg rainbow tail
Haha you’re adorable Sui XD 🙂
I try :3
Currently in the supermarket fml I wanna smash my head against a wall, a wall preferably made of bricks… Why do I do this to myself
You should go to the supermarket if you need to. What happened there was NOT your fault.
Well I have to get my groceries lol
I just feel like running out of the store because people are looking at me and I can feel them judging me ugh 🙁
tacos
Meat
Cheese
Lettuce
Pizza dough
Sauce
Ice cream
Good list 🙂
If they have nothing better to do, then they need to get sone hobbies. You are who you are. It’s not your responsibility to please them.
That is a good list lol