Try not to get the cord wet.

  July 9th, 2016 by Cordless

I was emailing a friend about this awhile back and decided it also belonged on SP.

Wouldn’t it be great if bodies could be recharged like computers/tablets/phones?

Feeling tired? Feeling depressed? Ready to drop dead?

No problem!
Just plug yourself into this outlet over here.

Not sure where the other end of the cord would go….
Um.
Just pick an orifice.

Anyway, in a few hours you’d be all charged up and ready for another day of life throwing all the crap it can, like deranged monkeys on crack.

Since I have plenty of orifices but no recharging options available, I’m probably just going to wind my battery down to nothing and die quietly. My warranty expired a long time ago.

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