Mc’Donalds

You can’t even pull in to the drive-thru in Mc’Donalds without a junky panhandling. I was one car behind where you place the order and out of nowhere a junky appeared. “Any change for a hostel mate?”  Said the junky. ” I wouldn’t give you the steam off my piss” I said. ” No need to be like that mate” said the junky.  I decided to call his bluff. ” I’ll tell you what I’ll do, I’ll get you a cheeseburger” I said. ” to tell you the truth mate, I could use a few quid instead” said the junky. I had to admire the mans honesty. Give every man the benefit of the doubt until proved otherwise, that would be my motto. ” you won’t get a cent out of me, you here all day?” I Said. ” yeah mate, we do it in shifts” said the junky. ” what do you make a day?” I said. ” about a ton” said the junky.   “A ton, thats good money” I said. ” Not really mate, that has to be split 3 ways” said the junky. The voice came on for my order. ” okay thats me, there’s enough for a joint mate” I said whilst giving the junky a tiny bit of weed. ” fucking sound,thanks mate” said the junky.