It’s pretty simple actually. First, you need to buy a plane ticket and travel far far away to an island called Hell. It’s a very mysterious place. In order to survive there you dont need to do a single thing. The bad thing is that you dont gain anything either i guess. You’re just stuck. No one really knows where this place is located or when you’ll get there, but trust me, you will get there eventually. Once you arrive, do NOT rest. Start immediately to search for a way out of there! You will probably meet others there. Some are lying on the ground pretending to be asleep and some are on the same quest as you. Choose to interact with these people any way you like but never forget why you are there in the first place. It’s easy to get lost.
And now the tricky part, how to get home? With a hammer? With a coconut? You’ll have figure it out. Cause when you do, I promise you that happiness will come. Happiness wont wait for you at home though. It will reveal itself throughout your journey from Hell to home. And because nothing lasts forever you’ll need to make this trip a couple of times throughout your life.
Before I end this How To, i would like to warn you. This trip is NOT enjoyable. But its necessary cause i do believe that happiness is worth fighting for. I’m still stuck on this god damn island but one day i will…
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You don’t need to leave your house to visit hell. Maybe this is hell, and leaving it would bring this elusive happiness
What if hell is home? Then you’d be going from Hell to Hell. That sounds like a pointless trip.
The thing to realize is hell and heaven are the same. If you think you’re in hell and try to travel to heaven you’ll suffer tremendously in the journey. If you think you’ve found heaven, it will slip from your fingers faster than hot butter through a sieve. If you can just be where ever you are, with whatever you have then you’ll have found peace and you don’t have to call it anything.
Lorax, I was simply joking about at this ridiculous post. And I have to agree for the most part with you Randall.
No need to call this post ridiculous. I wrote that this was only my own opinion to prevent this stuff. You dont have to agree with me. I’ve been reading alot of posts on this site. And most of them are so sad it makes me feel sad. So i decided to try writing a post that might cheer people up somehow, i dont know. I guess it failed. Wont be doing that again. Have a nice day!
I apologize, I didn’t mean to offend you. Please don’t stop writing. I was wrong.
AMAZING writing!! This is seriously so great!
@Lorax-I am thinking that “home” doesn’t have to be your literal home that you live in. I think that people have homes that are places that they don’t live in, or maybe they haven’t even been their yet, but where ever it is, it’s a place where you feel accepted and comfortable.
How to achieve happiness…..
It’s easy…..
DIE.
This is great
Then there was the traveling salesman that died on the road and ended up in Hell. When he arrived there were thousands of people standing shoulder to shoulder, waist deep in raw sewage. Some were drinking coffee, others were reading magazines or just looking kind of bored. The salesman thought “This ain’t so bad. It stinks and it’s hot but not bad.”
All of a sudden a loud bell rang and a voice bellowed out of a loudspeaker.
“Alright you assholes. Break’s over – back on your heads.”