My education plans and financial situation are unraveling.

I recently found out that I will no longer be eligible for financial aid very soon.  It doesn’t matter that I got straight A’s last semester; it is because of how many credit hours I have attempted without getting a major, apparently.  I changed my major a few times and had a few rough semesters, and now that I am truly passionate about my work they are going to cut me off.  Funny, huh?  So as of today it seems as well as having no friends, no life, and no money, I have no future.  I will never finish college.  And I am doubtful I can get a programming job without a degree.  I need a gun.