I am obsessed with a teacher at my school

I love you, and i would die for you because… please tick

a) You’re the most kindest person ever
b) You’re so inspiring
c) Your beauty is incomparable to anything or anyone
d) Your presence gives me pins and needles in my neck
e) My heart speeds up when i see you
f) My mouth loses the ability to swallow or produce interesting sentences when I’m around you, yet you still put up with me
g) You always seem like you’re looking up at people and you show respect to people even though you’re far more superior than anyone in the whole world
h) Your wacky and weird in a wonderful way
k) Everything you do is so cool even if its not justifiable
j)  You seem so gracious with anything you do
l) You don’t know how brilliant you are
m) i will never be able to love again without you
n) i have never felt this way before and i’m not willing to let you go, despite the fact i have to once day
o) you drive me insane with your kindness and beauty
p) if i never saw you again from this day onwards i would perish
q) i am constantly worried that i might not see you ever again – every time the day ends.
r) i can’t eat think sleep with out relating it back to you
s) i don’t remember thinking about anything else but you
t) if it wasn’t for the knoweldge of seeing you every mon, wed and thur i would have died a long time ago
w) i have been in love with you for 3 years now
x) Your voice is something that i could listen to for ever
y) I’m obsessed with you, to the point where i think i am going insane
z) All of the above ✓

I can never have you because you are… please tick
a) my teacher
b) a female
c) not gay
d) happily married (i presume)
e) all of the above  ✔