Fucking brilliant. I have a tooth infection. Second one in two years, despite excellent dental hygiene (I’ve been a nazi about this stuff since I was 16 and had a prolonged nightmare involving braces and tooth enamel). I’ve had a migraine for two days straight, unrelenting, very little sleep, and now I’ve figured out why. Tooth infections are the most fun, amazing things.
So… probably going to the hospital. Again. I think I should just rip my goddamn teeth out of my head so I don’t have to put up with this shit anymore. They’re more trouble than they’re worth when you don’t have insurance. Either that, or set myself on fire and run down the street flailing my arms like a crazy person to see how many people try to put me out, and how many pull out their cellphones to catch some video.
Fuck bacteria. Fuck teeth. Fuck hospitals. Fuck insurance. Fuck money. Just fuck it. Because it’s Fuck-This-Shit O’Clock and I’m too tired to figure out a logical conclusion for this fucking post.