I think I’ve come to terms with suicide. I know that it will be the way I die, but not the method. I do know that I want to buy a nice big leather and metal Grimiore to write down all my thoughts, I suppose like a journal. Then when the time comes I won’t need to write a note, I can just clutch my grimiore on the way out. I see suicide as a perfect way to die, surely some call those who have succeeded in their suicide attempts cowards though they are not. I know the immense courage that it would take to kill yourself but I am not one bit afraid of death. Is it fucked up to think that I wish someone would kill me for no reason just so I could spare my family the expenses of wondering why I killed myself? I do not know how to express this to my family because they will never understand ow I could be so content with suicide. *sigh* Telling them is not an option because if it happens and they try to “help” they’ll feel as if they failed.
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You, know, I’ve heard about assassins leaving coded trails on the internet for people seeking the services of hitmen.. put a hit on yourself?
That could be very interesting, but I’m a broke teenager haha
What are they gonna do, rough up a dead guy? Stiff them.
They won’t know they’re killing their beneficiary.
But wouldn’t they ask for like half before they hit the target?
Not if you have any balls between your legs. Who’s in charge?
o.o fair enough, I don’t know where to find a hitman lol
…you call?
I have three services on offer:
1 – The βEYES-ONLY” Denied Op (No mess, no fuss, no worries and even better – they won’t know who to blame).
2 – From Russia without Love (Quite popular with those who want to go out dramatically – With your choice of either a five course dinner or a topshelf tea time).
3 – Clean-up, Aisle 6! (Not for the faint of heart. This’ll make your average, horrid American teen horror look like a cooking show).
I only accept payment in either bottle caps, camels or virgins. The virgins are so I can actually ride my pink unicorn, since the bastard won’t fly otherwise (nothing bad happens with the virgins – they keep their V plates and I get to traverse the world much more easily, although they end up taking off to Ibiza without telling me and I never see them again. Ugh).
So, pick your poison!
This made me laugh a little :p quite creative, props
Shephard: You need some serious mental help. For all our sakes, I hope you avoid getting it. You’re hilarious some days!
Gracias, DW.
I think that is one of the greatest compliments I’ve ever been given. π
Yeah that was pretty good.