To whom it may concern:
I just wanted you all to know (you know who you are), that i appreciate the time and energy, as well as the privilege of an audience, and debate… the interactions… those of you who have, have shared with me.
You all helped me in ways i cannot sufficiently verbalize, even in the harsh times. I spent a lot of time here, shared many thoughts, ideas and feelings, with many people. You guys were like my e-family. You guys were there to challenge me, or to comfort me, or to just occupy my focus… when i needed anyone, and had no one else.
There are no meaningful or significant updates to share. I can make no promises regarding future plans… can’t even make plans, really… but i just wanted to say thank you, to those of you, with whom i shared time here… and to leave this here for anyone who may ever find it welcome.
Best Wishes.
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Yes, I’ve read many of your posts and comments. You always had great insights into whatever the subject was at the moment. Best wishes to you also.
Dude, where have you been? And where are you going? 😮
^
And great to see you’re still out there.
CleverName,
All the best to you. Glad to hear SP has provided another person with a comfortable forum to express themselves.
L4Y
(L4Y@cogeco.ca)
HEYYY, clevername! 😀 glad you’re alive.
And thank you for letting some of us who wonder what happened to you know you are still around..
<3 buddy boy
Hey clevername! You were one of my favourites.
He has emerged?!
Anyhow, it is good to see you alive and thank you for your input on this site as well. It is much appreciated.
Take care mate.
Thanks for the update and its good to know you are still around 🙂
Hi clevername; It’s good to know you haven’t taken the big dirt nap yet.
These people are like your family? What a dysfunctional bunch.
Green Bay beat New England today.
San Diego won, so did New Orleans.
I don’t have a point.
G’nite.
You’re in my all time favorite top 100.
Well, to be fair, family dysfunction is probably rather comfortable for anyone who’s found their way to this site. I mean, if their families are anything like mine, Thanksgiving was probably a package of turkey sandwich meat with no buns or condiments, a few slices of american cheese and a 48 pack of Pabst, followed by the realization that your family is somewhere else. Which is freaking sweet because you won’t have to share any of your goodies.
@Xanadu; Fair enough, but no one asked to be born. No one asked to be assigned their parents pre-birth (unless you’re aware of some karmic contract I’m not aware of).
Don’t attempt to drive to SoCal from Las Vegas on a 4 day holiday weekend. It took me almost three hours to travel 4.4 miles today. I had to urinate profusely for the last hour. Ugg. Wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.
You, sir, have a point. But nobody asked for Carrot Top to be born, either, and yet there he is. Thankfully you can always ask for beer at a liquor store, or at the grocery store if you’re not picky about the selection. And usually they’ll sell it to you, unless you live in a state that has Blue laws and it’s a freaking Sunday. Stupid bastards.
It’s weird that you mention Carrot Top.
I saw billboards for Carrot Top today. We live in a world where Carrot Top billboards exist.
And we wonder why people commit suicide. Is that question even valid? We live in a world where Carrot Top is actively promoted.
Please excuse me while I blow my nose.
We also live in a world where The People of Walmart isn’t just a joke site. Those people actually exist, and they look scarier in real life than they do online. Mostly because you can hear them talking in real life.
The people in Wal-Mart.
They’re scarier than the Zombie Apocalypse or NASCAR people. I’ve dealt with them people.
I’d rather f*ck a Mexican whore. Less problematic.
I bet Carrot Top shops at Walmart – that’s probably where he tests all his newest joke material. Walmart people are probably on a first-name basis with him. “Hey Carrot, what’s hangin’ mah over-ripe mop-headed homie? Yo, you get any of those tube socks they got on sale yet? Dude, it’s like, buy ten get one free! Fo shizzle! Eleven socks! Might need to pay full price for the twelfth one, but shit, yo.”
they can’t be scarier than SP users, we got cancer patients, emos, pedos, charger fans (yikes), poets like WIG, blind people with no arms, ratchet 12 year olds, 14 year old hoes, it’s a melting pot.
I think they have the same selection at Walmart, and it’s probably not too expensive. The only problem is figuring out which aisle they stock the creepy weirdos and hoes in. Probably the garden section, if I had to guess.
I’m beginning to suspect that all of you are fat.
SP consists of whales/fatties.
only jesus can judge me
I only weigh 145lbs. I know because I walk over the freight scale at work every day.
you should have also specified that lots of people on SP are dumbasses, notably this one guy that goes by the alias “iamgod”
KC is launching a convincing counter attack.
Fuck Denver (and the horse they rode in on).
Go Bolts!
I am privileged to have met you. I may not meet anyone else like you ever in my life again. But you will always remain with me. Your impact on me is permanent. You changed me in many subtle ways.
I always saw you as my elder brother, Clevername. Thank you for interacting with me.
What if god was one of us? Just a slob in front of us? Just a stranger in the Walmart checkout, trying to get a deal on 12 tube socks. Burning up seconds on the clock. Making me wish I had a rock.
I’d go all Cain and Able on his block.
Sorry – forgot the last line of the stanza.
How come everything Clevername posts gets 30+ comments
We’re just getting our mandatory daily comment quota out of the way.
@ youwillneverknowme Maybe clevername isn’t mean to people. You know, the way you are sometimes. It’s interesting what happens when people are kind and compassionate. They become well liked.
wat
Wat wut wot woot wooth wood wod waddle WHACK. The end.
:O
You asked how come everything clevername posts gets 30 plus comments (which totally makes you sound like jealous douchbag btw) and I simply answered you. Nice people become well liked and popular.
i’m not jealous, i just wanted to be here, so i said something.
whispers, you don’t know me.
No I don’t know you, for which I am rather grateful. What I do know is the comments you leave on posts can sometimes be no better than IAmGod. That says a lot about you. Which is why I am grateful I don’t know you and won’t ever know you.
You’re also the only person here that hates me (well probably not, but this makes my statement sound cooler), you just like to argue, stop.
And you just have to accept God in your life.
Seriously though, whispers, i don’t hate you at all *hug* and i hope you stop hating me for whatever reason
I don’t hate you. You aren’t worth that kind of energy lol. I just dislike some of the posts you make as some have been mean as you’ve openly admitted. And yeah ok I admit it, if you tried hugging me in real life you’d get seriously hurt. Now if you genuinely hope that I stop feeling like this than stop being an ass in some of your posts. That would do the trick.