Look, Fuck you
Fuck the plane you flew in on
Fuck them shoes
Fuck those socks with the belt on it
Fuck yo gay ass fairy ****** accent
Fuck them cheap ass cigars
Fuck yo yuk-mouth teeth
Fuck yo hair piece
Fuck yo chocolate
Fuck Guy Ritchie
Fuck Prince William
Fuck the Queen
This is America
My president is black and my Lambo is blue, nigga
Now get the fuck out my hotel room
And if I see you in the street I’m slappin’ the shit out of you
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gay ass fairy ****** accents are the new trend and i’m completely on board, you don’t want to be a loser do you Alice?
alice is a punk rebel *****, alice does what alice wants, as alice said if you speak in a gas ass fairy ****** accent alice will slap a ***** in the street
if you speak in a homophobic accent I’d hope people would slap you on the street
Alice is not homophobic alice doesnt hate homeless people?
How many hotel rooms did Alice have to visit before she bought her Lambo? Is her Lambo the same shade of day-glo neon Teal as her hair?
Alice’s lambo is sapphire
And alice only visited one room, alice robbed a nigga that thought he could touch alice, alice played along until the nigga was vulnerable then alice pulled a blade out of her panties and gave that nigga a neck smile so deep, alice is now curious if you want alice to visit your hotel room
No, but thank you.
“Death By Alice” isn’t my preferred method, but I appreciate the sentiment nonetheless.
Why do you walk around with a knife in your panties? You can kill people by giving them a case of AIDS instead. Seems easier than stabbing your john.
its part of alices health care plan
I thought you were apparently underage Alice? I’d recommend not turning to hotel hookups until you’re a few years older.
Alice doesnt understand why opacity always tries to antagonize alice, alice has one simple message for opacity; go fuck yourself
Very eloquent Alice. Thanks.
alice does alices best
(there is seriously nothing wrong with being gay though)
BlackOutAlice,
very original I LIKE IT!
5 seconds of stendarr,
I’m not gay but your right, with everything thing that’s going on in the world, being gay is like at the bottom of the list, who cares.
BlackOutAlice,
stupid question, sounds like Alice doesn’t enjoy what she’s doing actually? so why do it? not really my business, on the other hand I don’t enjoy what I’m doing to make a pay check, so I guess I’m a hypocrite? 🙂
yo alice… you have a little inspiration for this post at all? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FjbJtN-EGs
Alice would like to state that they stole alices lines for that tv show, alice feels like alice was robbed
Just out of curiosity, why do you talk about yourself in the third person? (no judgement, please don’t stab me with the panty knife)
its just how alice talks
Good to know
Fuck me, sure
Alice is the eccentric seductress, you should make that your hooker name 🙂
maybe Alice the badass?