Hoe ass shit.

The thing is Morris, in real life I often find myself surrounded by Asians (directly from Asia), and the females have all been generally small and petite, except for the rare taller one. And guess what, they all had the average chest size of petite women. The only exceptions were when the girl was literally chubby (I’m sure you’d agree with me in that case). You know, the kind of chubby where you eat baked goods all day long, cry loudly to Adele, blame everyone else for your problems, and think you’re adorable. I’m getting off track here, but the point is that those porn stars were either a bit on the heavier side or they had surgically enhanced tits.

I don’t have a problem with it; their body, their choice. (Granted it’d make them indubitably less beautiful if it’s a botched operation, so overall it’s probably better to stay natural and be thankful with the body genetics gave you, unless you were born with physical deformities.)

Well then, let’s hope that penis enhancement surgery becomes the norm as well. There’s a lot of guys out there who spend their days wishing that they were born with larger cocks… I mean, we need to solve this problem and give them the feeling of satisfaction and pride that they would have if they had larger packages. I doubt it’d make them become better human beings but whatever, maybe then they’ll actually be able to keep a girl longer than a night or two.

Morris seems to be allergic to both discussion of and pictures of men with impressive physique. Perhaps he doesn’t want to admit that deep down he’s secretly bisexual. It’s okay Morris. This is a non-judgmental environment. Feel free to open up about your closeted sexuality, we’re here for you. *pats Morris’ shoulder sympathetically*

Is that so. Who’s the poster on this site who often refers to himself as a lesbian? I think it’s clear to everybody who the person with gender identity issues is.
P.S. Don’t lie, you find the male gender more attractive than I do. Stop being scared and just ‘come out’ already. What’s your type BTW? Guys who look like a muscular black Jesus with dreadlocks?

I can’t say I’ve had any complaints about any women I’ve driven in the same car with. On the other hand… I could definitely complain about a few male drivers.
“Women are at their best when they’re naked and saying yes” I don’t think a real lesbian would talk like that. It’s no wonder that the only chicks you get are prostitutes. You should look into buying a human-like robot that doesn’t talk, I think that might suit you.

“Lease to purchase program”? Geez Morris, you should go back in time to when slavery was all the rage. I’m sure that would be right up your alley. You could find a nice little Asian, and kick back with your other white supremacist buddies, smoke your pipes, compare the tits of each other’s slaves, attend KKK meetings, and talk about how you’re living the dream.

That explanation made very little sense. Oh well. I can tell you’re not that experienced with dating. C’est la vie. Some of us were just born to roam alone, huh?

It’s too bad that people are a lot more unpredictable than cars. You also don’t have to worry about your automobile running off with some douchey guy because he “promised” to lavish a lot more money and TLC on it than you did. Maybe that’s why it’s better to love vehicles instead of people, am I right?