When I finally get the courage to step out of this joke called life, I want my obituary to be honest. “She is survived by her cats, the only living creatures that loved her unconditionally. Some people on a website might be sad she’s gone, but the rest of us couldn’t be bothered to treat her like anything but a burden while she was alive. We’ll just brush aside the fact she was the most loyal person we ever met. Thank goodness she’s gone!”
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I love it, honest to the point and will make a point as well. Sad – due to the content of not feeling loved, welcome or appreciated. Outside of that, again, love it. It says it all and so much more.
I agree, A+ for honesty. I hope whoever is in charge won’t edit it and will respect your wishes. Also, yay for cats!
You’ll need a huge tombstone for that, but seriously, at least it’s honest… and at times (most?) animals are really better than people.
At least animals tell the truth they never lie.
Exactly. Over the years, my cats have proven better judges of character than me.
There is a cat sleeping outside. Shame its not mine