Work has me in a hotel tonight since I’m homeless. Worst one they could have picked. Apparently there’s a Hottest Women in America convention going on because the hotel is packed with all women. Yeah I want a gun to blow my fucking brains out right this second. My ‘friend’ is coming over but I’m sure he’ll find one of these women to fuck and forget about me. I’m so fuckng sick of this shit, being too fucking ugly to ever be loved, being homeless and all alone in the world!!!!
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Wow. The gods of good fortune have smiled upon you. This could be the best night of your life.
Find out if a group of The Hottest Women in America contestants will be visiting a tavern near the hotel. Go to the tavern. Wait for the contestants to get drunk. Talk to a few of them. Ask them where they’re staying. Then say “OMG! I’m staying at that hotel too! Can I walk you home”?
Opportunities like this don’t present themselves often. You must seize the moment.
You missed the point!!! I’m attracted to men and the man I love will be chasing every woman here!!!!!!
Oh.
Yeah, that’s ironic. A gay man staying at a hotel that’s hosting a Hottest Women in America pageant.
Feel free to delete my comments. 🙂
Oh well so you are gay. Why don’t you join some gay club or some place where gay ppl meet. Sorry I don’t know much about this stuff.
Good Luck