my aunt drove me to the store and only let me get 2 6 packs of cooers liight and two 24 bounces of cooers. This is an evoltuion from last week when I only,got to get two cooers lights. Here is the kicker, I. Offered 22 dollars, mower dude to give me 24 ounces of natural ice.he delicered’!!’!!!’!! Give me liberty or give me death
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You gotta branch out, man. Coors Light is what high schoolers and rednecks drink. (I was drinking CL when I was 16). Be bold, expand your palette. Get adventurous with alcohol. There’s better stuff out there. Experiment. There’s more than just corporate piss water available. 🙂 *cheers*
hahaha. What an improvement! The silver bullet doesnt disappoint. However I I don, always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Heineken.
Let me try to articulate it better. My aunt’ which is like a mother to me, allowed me to get two six packs of cooers light, plus two 24 ounces of coolers light. During my drinking, the guy who does our lawn mowing dropped by to see if his check is there. I offered I’m 22 dollars if he would agree to get me two 24 ounces of natural ice. He followed thigh am I’m still drunk, especially with my xanex. Yeah there was a time where I feel and it took me about a half an hour to get on my feet so I can have a smoke, but it was soooooooooppo fucking worth it all! Np regrets
you’re somethin else lol
How ’bout this:
Tell me where you live. I’ll show up and get your aunt really high, then after she’s passed out we’ll go to the liquor store and pick up some quality booze. It’s time to start living. We can call the local escort service too. They provide top-notch adult oriented entertainment (if you enjoy being entertained).
Morris, you’re kind of a 3 trick pony eh?
1) beer
2) strippers and escorts
3) lesbians
@killls; I’ve never claimed to be “well adjusted”.
I can’t really be anyone else, I can only be me. C’est la Vie.
You’ll find a helluva great beer selection in Los Angeles. Lotsa blondes, too. (Bring your cash).
I’m honestly more of a brunette guy. I know I know but fuck man. Blond(e)s are overrated. Cant believe the hype.
As for beer, I usually stick to hard lick(her) cause I’m celiac.
Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
(That’s an old one).
Hahaha. Oldie but a goodie