Ok guys, I have a challenge for all of you. By posting this and having you guys post your favorite pun (whether you deem it punny or not) I am hoping to inspire so joy in the hearts of those who are having a less-than-stellar day. So owl hope to hear some awesome puns that make me hoot with laughter! (heh, more bird puns)
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Such a good post to make in a day like this. You know why? because i’m kickin’ in the front seat, sittin’ in the back seat, gotta make my mind up, which seat can I take?
*highly out of pitch voice on*
It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend (now, EVERYBODY!)
Friday, Friday FRIDAY, FRIDAY
GETTIN DOWN OF FRIDAY
EVERYBODY’S LOOKING FORWARD TO THE WEEKEND, WOOOOOoOO OoOOoOO
*highly out of pitch voice off*
Yeah… i’m not good at puns (and most likely that wasn’t even a pun, but i couldn’t think of anything else), sorry!
*walks away humming friday*
Songs are perfect too!! I thought is was a fabulous retake on friday
What did the man say after drinking the poison?
That was in bad taste.
(Meanwhile, two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff..)
Ba-dum-ch!
It just wasn’t flavourable.
I tip my hi-hat to you and listen for the crash
More puns! Excellent. It’s becoming a pundemic.
I’m disgusted with myself for not being able to think of one favourite pun… I thought there’d be two many to write. If only it wasn’t too late to get in touch with my brother. He’s the God of puns. They’re God-awful and hilarious.
Late? We all wish we were late here. Clearly this is a site for procrastinators.
Tell him we are in need of his punditry. 😛
Nice. 😉 But being woken up for this seems like punishment he doesn’t deserve.
I guess if you’re going to procrastinate on anything, putting your suicide on hold until the timing coincides with your slacker schedule isn’t such a bad thing.
Maybe some aren’t slackers though…maybe they put their plans on hold because they need a hug.
Hugs not drugs?
Uh, at least hugs keep kids off drugs.
(Lame, I know. This is a pun thread and it’s free so you get what you paid for).
It’s fine if it’s lame. Take a Deep Breath said “put your best foot forward”. Lame or not, I think we’re all going to pay in the end for a bunch of crappy puns – we who keep throwing our 2 cents in and the people reading.
Actually it’s easy to think of a pun in the spot, specially if you’re wearing leopard leggings. But when someone says “pun fight!” you get kinda blocked. Someone should make a pun reservoir, “pun-a-pedia” or something, lol.
I sense an evening of punnitive damages for all…
mwahaha its purrrfect to put your claws into a good pun. It’s absolutely meowtastic 🙂
Yes, but one should paws and be sure to land on their feet to maintain catastasis or it could lead again to hawkwardness and disastrophysics.
Kitties always put their best foot forward to stay in the meowment you know. 😉
…I am literally crying tears of happiness right now. I mean, maybe I’m just catting around, but this was one of the most catastic meows of the night.
I’m just kitten around. 🙂
I’m glad I clawed bring forth some good emeowtion in your nine lives. Purrhaps we are on the brink of catastrophe though! Cats on the internet. I mean, that sounds hissterical, but I don’t know…
I might need a bowl of warm milk to calm me down! I mean, furreal, we might need to tone down the catnip in here. We shouldn’t toy with a catastrophe… it might mouse its way right out of our claws!
I just remembered my *least* favourite pun, which happens any time I sit down at a table with my dad. He makes a sawing noise and rubs my arm, and then says, ‘saw arm! Hahaha.’ Then to add insult to injury he ‘nudges’ me so I almost go flying off my chair. It never gets old… apparently, hehe.
Maybe you could disarm him with the element of surprise. Place a bunch of random things on the table and when he asks what it’s all about, just say the the names of the molecules that they are made of. Then when he sits at the table, hopefully your least favorite pun will only happen periodically.
Or maybe he should just point at your arm and say that you have lots of Trix up your sleeve. *nudge* 😛
Gah, you’re too good! Hehe, love them.
damn it. stolen! But don’t mind me, I’m just a mindless gamer 😛
how often do you like hearing element jokes?
Periodically!
I lost my Nitrate.
Oh NO!
Speaking of Nitrate, what is it?
A lot more expensive than a day rate!
hahahaha
I sci-ense (oh God) a person with a good sense of humour here.
Love this thread! I’m in my element here.
You must have a heart of gold to take all this punishment.
Feels like I’m losing my piece of mind.
I should never start trying to think of puns… I physic(s)cally can’t stop, however terrible they get.
Well, if she has a heart of gold, maybe peace of mind needs to be mined in pieces…ore you can test your metal and keep joining in. 😉
In a mined over matter like this, they all get terrable. 😛
Your metalent is ore-inspiring.
Metal in spires? That’s just begging to be taken back to Ministry puns again…though as they got more refined into metal, I wished for the days of ore.
Especially if it’s silver nitrate because you get better pictures during daytime… 😛
That oh NO! begs for this – > h t t p : / / www. youbioit.com/files/newimages/6524/352/joseph%20joestar%20oh%20no%20!_0.PNG
h t t p: / / http://www.youbioit.com/files/newimages/6524/352/joseph%20joestar%20oh%20no%20!_0.PNG
(got cut before)
You may regret making it open season for puns. I will make you all wish you had a thyme machine to lower your blood pressure. 😛
The mind is a terrible thing to taste.
Mind out, someone’s getting bitter.
Aw, c’mon sugar.
Watch out, he’s posted 6 times and there are 8 bits to a bite
He’s harmless, bitell you.
Are you saying that he’s still searching for piece of mined and his ore is worse than his byte?
So what, speak your ministry good sir and I will listen. We’re all burning inside here…
Eww.
Ministry. 🙂
(You got it).
“I often forget”.
Goodnight.
I’ll see you on the dark side of the spoon.
No need for vex and silence. There’s no bad blood here…
A man is having difficulty plotting the derivative acceleration of a ball. What does he say to the equation?
Why are you such a jerk?
Maybe he’d feel better with a plot to put a guard in…then he could have a ball without worrying about how fast the next one will arrive. We’re suicidal you know, we need to live for the moment… 😛
Lmao I came back to this fabulousness!!!! I should’ve flown back sooner… My feathers are in a tizzy… You have all soared above my expectations!! 🙂
It’s good to have you back… What kept you? Were your wings fettered down? 😉
I was in a hawkward situation… This is eggactly what I was cawing about! Bringing the birds of a feather together- we all make quite the flock, don’t we? 😉
Nappa: “this cannot be…”
Vegeta: “what… no way… the pun level…
IT’S OVER 9000!!!!”
*vegeta breakes scouter*
(no, really, that hawk pun was awesome).
We’re all a hawkward bunch so don’t get your feathers ruffled talon us about it. We won’t beak peckish. In fact, we admire your condor. 😛
Funniest part about that one? condor is the national bird here, lol.
these comments and the post are very PUNNY.
Yes, but it seems to be dying down a bit, perhaps we need a punned-raiser…
haha @Mf I try to keep my bird puns right for the pecking (heh see what I did there). However, there are only so many to peep about…
Owl see if I can birden you with more. I’m completely eagletarian when it comes to puns and their eggtent of what we can hatch has not been laid.
Well that was down right hawklarious. And I thought my puns were a bit eaglecentric… You have flapped to a owl new level of light-feathered humor!
It’s nice that you are raven about me, but I just kind of wing it and peck out stuff. If you sparrow to many de-tailfeathers, you may be robin some tweet words that could made into some starling puns.
I hen better keep an open-winged mind if I am going to beak out any more awesome tweets then. I just have to keep my flighty-thoughts soaring in the right formation, or else I might miss out on some ducking good quacks!
Ducking good, huh? Sounds like fowl language to me. 😉
I falconfident that you can-nary a thought that you are caged.
I’ll keep on with the caws too. If my poultry, mallardjusted mind can quack some people up, I geese that’s a good thing.
Enough falcon around for tonight. As pheasant as it’s been, I’ve been chicken the time. I really need to be go-wren to sweep.
I’m riding my unique-corn traaa laaa lol
Eye have never seen nor heard such an eary-sounding animal.
except for liar birds
i cant think of anything really
Your mind is stuck, it’s about to come unglued…
And then your thoughts will roma free
😀 you are the epitome of the puntastic
Mind over matter. Huh? I can’t see my mind or see this ‘matter’
Mind
Matter
Is that how it works?
yeah
Sunday – sunday
Monday – Mon day (greeting day)
Tuesday – Choose day
Wednesday – When’s that day again?
Thursday – furs day (bad day)
Friday – Fry day
Saturday – I sat on your day
I’ve got fan mail
This thread is puntastic, we should rename sp to suicidal punners or something like that, lol.
Yes, we could discuss the disastrophysics of our worlds, like our dark matters, our black wholeness, the stars in our skies, our relativity to one another… Once in a while, someone will leave our space, but we’ll try to have laws in place so we don’t know how they planet.
Were does he gets those cosmical puns?
Maybe my mind just has a punchant for breaking words down into subatomic participles.
Hey guys, I tried to take up juggling, but I just don’t have the balls for it 😉
Ummmmmm, maybe I should leave that one alone haha. 😀
Well I normally… ok I just had a super dirty pun but I decided to keep my toes in line hehe
This place is wet and wild, like me!
not a pun but dirty anyway
Haha, same here.
heh as long as it doesn’t get too wet n’ wild then I’m down for some dirty puns
That was a reply to TaDB. I’m pretty sure I’m not wet and wild. :O
That’s for the best haha. The…. aw crud there was another dirty pun. I think my toe stepped out of line- maybe even by a whole foot (hehe)
I’m not wet and wild either, its just something dirty from a game Big Red Racing
I have a friend who name’s her toes, she’s very picky about keeping track…
“This is my big toe, Mosqui, not to be confused with the other one, Toma…”
Really? Only two? Sounds like a Jennetic condition. Maybe we should introduce her to Tommy Two-toe, though he might already know her number.
heh this pun train is smoking its way down a long track
This is why I love you people! lol.
Anyways, the call me a busy bee at work. But honey, I’ll bee damned if this post gets any more buzz! It seems we take hive mind to a whole new level. I honeycombed through this entire thread and I antenna (can’t tell-a lol) if this will ever end.
How’d I do? 😉
Haha I’d say you’re buzzing!
And that last antenna was a real stinger 😉
I may not float like a butterfly, but you can call me Muhammad Ali. 😉
Maybe you could make a kiln in the pottery business. After all, cash is clay.
so much creativity here
Our minds are all shifting into high gear… oil just make sure my words have enough traction to leave a positive tread! It’s nice to transmission out of reality once in a tire and burnout the bad thoughts with a good drift of puns 🙂
100 comments 😛
Century-marked, you should make a pun too!
Maybe the wheel bases of why we’re here can be defendered and the arrow dynamic can change. Maybe he will map out a better road than the one he’s been driving.
@copelessness You are so good at this! Bravo, sir! *applause*
I’ve got no game in the pun competition so I’ll be off to race through a few books I hunted down instead…
‘How to Tour the Prison’ by Robin Steele
‘The Fall of a Watermelon’ by S. Platt
‘Daddy are We There Yet?’ by Miles Away
‘Leo Tolstoy’ by Warren Peace
and
‘Full Moon’Â by Seymour Buns
Whoot Whoot we have sunken the century mark! Congratulations my lovelies- you have surfed a whole new wave of awesome!