Here’s a pretty thorough list of why I suck, and you should hate me. In no particular order….
I obsessively worship artist. Music, pictures, poetry, books, movies, sculpture. Art period. I love it. I want to be an artist. But I suck. I prey on you here, I know you’ll lie to me. I want to believe that lie. But I’m terrible. I’ve spent THOUSANDS!, ON music equipment. To compensate. So I look cool as I finger fuck my way through Teen Spirit. My poetry? Makes me sound like a spoiled ***** angry he got the charcoal Mercedes instead of quartz grey for his birthday. My stories lack build up, straight to the climax…. Which, next point…
I’m a terrible husband/bf. I won’t give 2 flying fucks about anniversary, Valentine’s etc. If I’m happy on a Tuesday, we celebrate, if I’m pissed on Christmas, it’s cancelled. I don’t give 2 shits about your interest unless it’s something I’m into, but I fully expect your undivided interest and attention. I will adorn you in fancy gifts but I’ll never say the L word.
I’m a terrible friend. Half the reason I have none. Other half being my wife’s a *****. Why am I terrible? Well I have a systematic way of rating people. I will use the fuck out of you. I’ll be sure I’m gaining more than you. I’m not your rock. I’ll help move a couch, if you don’t give back I’m out. Plus, see above, I’ll guilt trip the hell out of you to build false confidence.
I’m a garbage parent. I like to do a few hours of play time but I fight real parenting as much as I can. Discipline, diapers, feeding, putting to bed etc, I avoid.
I’m not a hideous chud, but, I don’t take care of myself. I usually look like I been sleeping on a park bench. I just don’t care. I probably smell like I bathe in a dumpster and use an ashtray for soap. I have horrible teeth from years of neglect and drug abuse. So I’m sure my breath is considered a hazardous substance, I will breathe on you to death.
I’m a shit employee. I slack like a pro. Hence I’m so fucking manipulative. I will do the bare minimum but convince you I’m the best. When I fail, I’ll make you feel bad for setting me up to fail.
Please, add anything I may have forgotten.
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Dude, I can relate to most of this. I have very little relationship experience (even at my age people seem to get into like 20 relationships in one year like what the fuck) and I’ve already given up on relationships knowing that I’ll be a shit gf/wife/ or whatever the fuck cuz i’m not very affectionate and people want that. I also suck as a friend and i honestly can’t make new ones for shit. People take one look at me and are like “oh look, an emo little girl…HAH nOpE” and go running in the other direction cuz they don’t want to deal with my bullshit. I simply don’t care about anything in life. I try new things and end up knowing that i suck at the, thus adding onto my ‘list of things i’m useless for’ (it’s a real list i made) and knowing, even more, that me, myself, and I, are useless to this world and most likely won’t contribute in any way shape or form………….this was much of a rant…sorry about that
Instead of considering that a list of “why i suck and why you hate me” why not turning it into a “stuff i might consider improving about me” list? i mean, it’s not like any of those things are NOT fixable, at least to a degree. Heck, some are not even a big deal if you ask me.
Metal gore- way to Jack my ***** list… Just playing.. girl, no personal hobbies, not affectionate… What’s up? You into heartless assholes?
Mf- that’s the thing, I don’t really want to change. I’d like to be better at shit, but I’m limited on talent. As well as me on the day to day stuff, maybe I’m sick. Maybe I like being miserable. My wife, she says I’m so obsessed with the tortured artist cliche, I torture myself
Writing a set story is not easy.. It takes friggin years to come up with something amazing, and yet it may not be well received by the public. People like Rick Riordan and Christopher Paoulini and John Grisham and Russel Blake and JK Rowling are super impressive imo..
The thing about art is that it’s the most subjective thing on the friggin planet (including music, visual art, literary art, etc)
so people will love what you do or abhor it…. That being said I’ve told you about how much I liked your concept, and even more so about how you asked for character input..
Ummm, what else can I say?
You say you have no friends? I can be your friend. I know you have your life to live but maybe we can talk once in a while, and I can share my future writings with you, and you can share some of yours with me…
Otherwise, I agree with a lot of what Mf says..
Honestly, the stuff about forgetting major holidays, to be real, you have a choice not to celebrate them at all.. I grew up in a religion were I don’t celebrate any holidays because they were deemed paganistic in one way or another.. So you could just not celebrate them, maybe…
Parenting is so friggin hard. So I don’t blame you for trying to avoid it, however, it’s something you gotta do man. I don’t have kids, but when you have an 8 year old and 4 year old nephew and you’re told to watch them/take care of them, you just gotta do it.
Ummmm, if the relationship isn’t working out, perhaps working toward an agreement with your wife about seeing the kids, or if you want custody of the kids, you could work toward that? Somehow?
I hope this helps even a little. But umm, anytime you wanna talk or even just rant to someone who’ll listen, feel free to email me.. Anytime.. I won’t judge..
I know you aren’t as bad a person as you say you are.. You’re a work in progress 🙂
Not sure if it helps, but you are HONEST something most of us lack of.
I agree, you are nothing if not honest. Wow, that was intense mate but in a really powerful let it all out sort of away. Ta! to you for that.
What the absolute fuck? I’m not sure what I expected spilling my guts, but I get 1 person trying to relate, 1 tells me to change, 1 says I’m not really that bad… And 2 praise my honesty…
It’s almost comical.
I’m sorry….what are you looking for? I stand by what I said, powerful and intense.
Not sure exactly…
Different strokes for different folks man. Some will admire what you said, some will disagree, some will be meh about it, same as with almost everything in life. In my defense i sort of meant “if you think you want to change you could change”, not a “change, damnit”, lol.
Right on. In truth, I guess I posted this because I boo-hoo whoa is me cry here so much. You guys need to know I douche it up with the douchiest of douchers out there.
Ooh goodie,
All cleaned out, now let get to it!!!
Like your Title says,
So turn around <==€