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Update HDS: Hazy with a chance of camping

by Hazy Day Sunflower

keep calm and camp on

Off I go! I’ll be radio silent this weekend.

I’ll be camping. Don’t panic if you don’t see me around for a few days. Because I won’t have internet access.

Be calm. Don’t panic.

HDS is camping.

Have started drinking beer because of course beer. It has a rooster on the label. I’m a light weight, so I’m already buzzed from one beer. Cheap date isn’t the word.
chicken beer
Vacation ahoy!
Here have some really old school Public Enemy:


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rocketman 5/26/2016 - 10:15 pm

OMG! You figured it out! everyone loves you!!! thanks for warning people including myself. 🙂 have a great time!

rocketman 5/26/2016 - 10:15 pm

OMG! You figured it out! everyone loves you!!! thanks for warning people including myself. 🙂 have a great time! THIS IS A DUPLICATE BECAUSE ROCKETMAN IS AWESOME.

rocketman 5/26/2016 - 10:17 pm

why it posted twice i don’t know? 🙂 i guess it was that important!

Hazy Day Sunflower 5/26/2016 - 10:28 pm

I fixed it for you rocketman. Now everyone knows why it was a dup.

Last time I didn’t comment for a day I got called out in a post that was really worried. I didn’t want anyone to worry because I most likely won’t have internet service.

or Ill be really drunk and can’t post. Which is the most likely scenario. I already can’t feel my fingers. LOL.

Morris 5/26/2016 - 10:34 pm

I think it would be very entertaining if you got super drunk then started writing on here. Hahha. (Might even be therapeutic for you).

Leave all of your inebriated comments on your own post, that way you can delete it all the next day in the harsh, unforgiving light of sobriety. 🙂

Hazy Day Sunflower 5/26/2016 - 10:39 pm

@morris: Oh yes I plan on getting hammered tonight. Just fucked up beyond all hope. Because I’m just in that kind of mood.

nepheliad 5/26/2016 - 10:46 pm

I haven’t managed that yet (leaving unintelligible drunken comments on SP). When I’m wasted I seem to stay off the internet. I guess that’s not a bad thing?

Hazy Day Sunflower 5/26/2016 - 10:50 pm

@neph: my rule is radio silence when I decide to just drink myself into a hole but tonight I just can’t seem to give a roaly fuck. LOL. Plus as Morris pointed out, this is my thread. So I can just delete it.


Morris 5/26/2016 - 10:20 pm

A 7.8% alcohol content beer? Yeowza. That explains why the roosters are staggering.
New Belgium also makes a beer called ‘Fat Tire’. It’s one of my top 50 favorite beers, deceptively smooth. (I’ve got a top 500, so making it into the top 50 puts Fat Tire in the top 10%).
Have fun camping. Holiday weekend, huh?

Hazy Day Sunflower 5/26/2016 - 10:25 pm

Got fat tire for tomorrow night. I got some kind of mixed pack of beer. Right now I’m working on New Ranger…whatever the hell that is. It is really good though.

HDS don’t fool around drinking.

Wintergirl 5/26/2016 - 11:16 pm

I almost got myself a mixed six pack at the store the other day. I don’t know enough about craft beers to pick six that I’d like. So I chickened out and stuck to my regular.

Wintergirl 5/26/2016 - 10:53 pm

That’s a good beer indeed.

nepheliad 5/26/2016 - 10:25 pm

Enjoy yourself Hazy! Take a picture or two of the scenery to share with SP when you return. 😛
That looks like tasty beer, I’ll have to sample that brand sometime.

Hazy Day Sunflower 5/26/2016 - 10:29 pm

OMG it is amazing. I am going to take a ton of pics then paint 15 or so in a series of painting. Can’t wait. I worked my fucking ass off for two week at work and now I’m going to blow off some major steam.

I seem to be pretty drunk from two beers. sooooo Excuse the typos.

PhantomCitizen43 5/26/2016 - 10:27 pm

Have a great time camping! You will be missed. But we all want you to have a GReat time.
Have some beers and enjoy the outdoors!!

Hazy Day Sunflower 5/26/2016 - 10:31 pm

I will attempt to upload a camp fire pic. I can’t guarantee I will be sobor enoug to do it though. LOL. I love really fucking hot weather and good cold beer. Both of which the Gulf Coast has all weekend.

I still have to do that nude. If I get drunk enough tonight I’ll take a nake pic and later next week try my hand at nude painting. I’ve been meaning to do this. I have this pose I want to paint.

Morris 5/26/2016 - 10:50 pm

Just a friendly word of advice: I wouldn’t recommend posting naked selfies on here. The admins tend to frown on real-life depictions of nudity. They allow artistic renditions of nudes, but if you post a “girls gone wild” type pic you could get banned. (Trust me, I know).

Hazy Day Sunflower 5/26/2016 - 11:22 pm

LOL. FLMAO. Old fucking ladies gone wild. Nope.

Paintings. Nude paintings. LOL.

Hazy Day Sunflower 5/27/2016 - 8:06 am

FTR didn’t take any naked pics to paint. I passed out before the rest of the house did. Even in a drunken stupor apparently I’m too modest to do that shut. Lol.

Cordless 5/26/2016 - 10:47 pm

No internet access?

But then you can’t post things like “death by s’mores”.

It would make a nice trilogy, since you already posted “death by marshmallows” AND “death by puffy mints”.

Hazy Day Sunflower 5/26/2016 - 10:51 pm

Hey Cordless, I’m taking a page 0ut of your handbook and drinking on SP. LOL.

I’ll find a way to post some bullshit campfire just for you. Cause you rock.

Cordless 5/26/2016 - 11:17 pm


You’re the best.

whiskered-fish 5/26/2016 - 10:47 pm

I hope you have a great time! 🙂 I’ve never been camping before, so when you come back, please tell me what it was like!

And that label is great. I love how one of the roosters looks like it’s trying to walk on out.

Hazy Day Sunflower 5/26/2016 - 10:53 pm

OMG Whiskered. Do you know that you are me at 17. I just had to say that.

You will be okay if you keep moving forward Whiskered. Imagine being me in 30 years? Not so bad right? You just need to keep walking forward. I have stood in your shoes. You are awesome.

whiskered-fish 5/26/2016 - 11:36 pm

That doesn’t sound so bad at all. You go camping, you have chickens, and you paint like a champion. Seems to be worth working for.

Thank you, Hazy. I’ll try to keep walking forward.

Hazy Day Sunflower 5/26/2016 - 11:39 pm

Yes you could be me. Not so bad.

Wintergirl 5/26/2016 - 10:55 pm

Enjoy your camping trip. I’m off for the three day weekend but am staying home, going to put some hours in working in my neglected garden.

Hazy Day Sunflower 5/26/2016 - 11:23 pm

OH could you weed my gardent too?

Wintergirl 5/26/2016 - 11:44 pm

I’ve got enough work here to last the weekend. I’m so scatter brained, it will take three days….easily distracted. I think it’s probably hotter than my liking where you live!

Soco 5/26/2016 - 11:10 pm

Have a great vacation hazy. Does that beer make u feel cocky? (Sorry lame pun bordering on dad joke).
Get nice and hammered for me too yeah. Im going to meeting tonight, so no chance of inebriation.

Hazy Day Sunflower 5/26/2016 - 11:24 pm

OH yeah that’s right, you are working on staying sober.

I totally failed at sober tonight. Just pointless really since I was so anxious I couldn’t breath. Now I couldn;t give a rats ass if a meteor landed on my face.

Morris 5/26/2016 - 11:28 pm

I heard that recently researchers at the University of Wisconsin found a mutant strain of chickens that have teeth.
Chickens With Teeth.
Good name for a band, plus a potentially dangerous scenario for human beings. Did you know that chickens outnumber humans here on Earth by a ratio of 3 to 1? Oh yes.
Forget about global warning, beware of chickens with teeth.

Cordless 5/26/2016 - 11:37 pm

I guess some evolutionists believe birds came from dinosaurs, so if you subscribe to that particular theory, birds-with-teeth aren’t so peculiar after all.

Still terrifying, but not as peculiar.

Bird #1: “It always takes so long to peck humans to death. Can’t we do better?”

Bird #2: “I know! Lets get our teeth back, then we can work on slowly chewing them to death.”

Bird #1: “But they’ll still swat at us and try running away, and they’ll still go to Kentucky Fried—”

Bird #2: “Shut up and eat your grain.”

Hazy Day Sunflower 5/26/2016 - 11:41 pm

OMFG I’m way too drunk to even comprehend this. I may be retiring early.

Morris 5/26/2016 - 11:54 pm

True. The theory now is that dinosaurs were very much like birds. Huge birds that couldn’t adapt after an asteroid hit Mexico and changed the weather thousands of years ago.
I love these theories.
Humans haven’t been here very long in the grand scheme of things, we’ve only been at the top of the food chain for a brief period of time (in relationship to the planet).
Our reign will eventually end, and that’s fine.

Hazy Day Sunflower 5/27/2016 - 12:02 am

fucking epic feathers.

Cordless 5/27/2016 - 12:26 am

Imagine the drumsticks.

Hazy Day Sunflower 5/27/2016 - 8:09 am

This was totally hilarious. For a bunch of crazy fucks we certainly have minimum three complete stand up comedy act ideas from this thread alone.

Wintergirl 5/26/2016 - 11:52 pm

I’m buzzing off my one tall beer tonight. Guess it helps that I haven’t had anything to eat since 4 pm. Opps. Haven’t felt like eating much this week.

Hazy Day Sunflower 5/27/2016 - 12:03 am

Well I’m posting a painting I did of Alan Anon’s self portraid and passing the fuck out.

Becuase of course I am.

Cordless 5/27/2016 - 12:11 am

Of course!

gkks 5/27/2016 - 8:49 am

Enjoy your weekend hds. Have fun,get drunk and we’ll see you on Sunday.

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