Oh, I know about her and her work already. You meant the fact it’s as addictive as drugs like cocaine etc.? Craving, physical, psychological and all that? It’s still only chemistry, a drug that turns on the rewarding system in the brain, nothing more. The love in a poetic sense does not exist.
Two guys out hunting, and one grabs his chest and falls to the ground, unconscious. His buddy calls 911 and begins panicking when the dispatcher answers, ” I don’t know what happened, he just grabbed his chest, I think he’s dead, I’m sure he’s dead, Is he dead, I don’t know if he’s dead, oh my God oh my god!!”
The 911 dispatcher calmly takes over and says sternly ” SIR – calm down, I will help you through this, but you need to calm down. The first thing we need to do is make sure he’s really dead.” The buddy says “OK, OK, hang on!”. There is a brief pause followed by a gunshot. The buddy comes back on the line and says ” Ok, he’s dead. Now what?”
1st: To onchondria or not to onchondria?????
……….Mitochondria
2nd: (in the shower) WELL STEEP ME IN SOME WATER AND CALL ME A TEA-BAG
3rd: (while riding my bike past a family house that had a giant inflatable toucan on top their car) TOUCAN DO IT!!!!
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My entire life has been one big fucking joke.
lmao was going to say the same thing
but honestly i think love is a joke, you only get hurt in the end or at least people like me with my issues do
There’s no love, only sexual attraction/ chemistry/ flock instinct.
Check out Helen Fisher’s work. Very illuminating RE: love.
Oh, I know about her and her work already. You meant the fact it’s as addictive as drugs like cocaine etc.? Craving, physical, psychological and all that? It’s still only chemistry, a drug that turns on the rewarding system in the brain, nothing more. The love in a poetic sense does not exist.
Here’s one I heard today:
Two massive wind turbines are standing in a field, and one asks the other “what kind of music do you like”?
He says “I’m a giant metal fan”.
Brilliant!
Q: What do toy trains and breasts have in common?
A: Both were designed for children, but grown men seem to enjoy them the most.
Love a good pun.
Lol. Puns, huh.
Two guys out hunting, and one grabs his chest and falls to the ground, unconscious. His buddy calls 911 and begins panicking when the dispatcher answers, ” I don’t know what happened, he just grabbed his chest, I think he’s dead, I’m sure he’s dead, Is he dead, I don’t know if he’s dead, oh my God oh my god!!”
The 911 dispatcher calmly takes over and says sternly ” SIR – calm down, I will help you through this, but you need to calm down. The first thing we need to do is make sure he’s really dead.” The buddy says “OK, OK, hang on!”. There is a brief pause followed by a gunshot. The buddy comes back on the line and says ” Ok, he’s dead. Now what?”
That’s what friends are for!
Good job, buddy!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It saw someone it didn’t like.
I thought the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side.
Perhaps the mystery really is that easily solved.
???
Why did Anakin cross the galaxy?
To get to the dark side.
^^This joke will get you laid at conventions. As long as you’re okay with beard-on-beard action.
Haha.
Why were the Star Wars films released in chronological disorder?
In charge of sequencing, Yoda was.
Heh
Lol that was excellent!
life
I came up with a few jokes myself…….
1st: To onchondria or not to onchondria?????
……….Mitochondria
2nd: (in the shower) WELL STEEP ME IN SOME WATER AND CALL ME A TEA-BAG
3rd: (while riding my bike past a family house that had a giant inflatable toucan on top their car) TOUCAN DO IT!!!!
I think that is it. Hahahahahahahahahaha