Right now, I wanna be not alright

Yes. I plan to do a “long drop“ hang. That should provide me with a good chance of success, without causing too much of a mess. Additionally, it should be relatively painless, provided I get the length of the rope correct. Once I get the rest of my affairs in order, it will be simple to test the length with some weights to ensure the correct amount of force is delivered. After that, I’ll be making my escape.