How to Deal with Dumbf*cks in your Daily Life

Hey, it’s me. I’m still alive (sadly) but I’m here to give you a little help in your day to day life! You don’t have to use any of it, but think it over! (Way too energetic huh?)

To begin, f*ck all of them. They all suck and need to mature. Sure, you have flaws, but some of the best gems do. So if they try to make you feel like a pile of garbage, just dust them off and move on. This sounds generic, I know, but seriously, they need to mind their own business, and you mind your’s. If they can’t, they don’t deserve to. You deserve to see what YOU can be, not what they want to see.

Next on the list, build a frendship. It doesn’t have to be in person, I’m as white as the snow outside and talk over text primarily, and if you can’t find people online, add me on Hangouts! I’d love to talk to you, when I’m free if course. I’m a high schooler so I can text you right after school for me. If you want to talk, my email is styxlegion1999@gmail.com. This is my private one so I don’t accidentally talk to people I know. Don’t like me? Fine don’t talk to me, who’s going to force you, I’m not, but be glad to talk. People, even though most suck if they don’t understand us, are needed, unfortunately. I don’t talking to most people as they disappoint me, but all of you so far are awesome. My door (or whatever it is) is always open for you guys.

Now, for the next part, get food. When people are cruel, I eat noodles. LOTS of noodles. It’s a tad unhealthy but it works and is nice. I try and work it off as well but I also avoid the light. Hell, cook food and bake cookies for yourself, or brownies if you don’t like cookies! Bake food and sell it if you want! You’re making money AND doing something fun. Don’t like baking? Find a hobby, like painting or coding. I personally like to rip electronics arart and mish mash them into other things like tasers or projectile lancher. I took an intrest in poetry and wrighting as a whole, embraced it and with the noodles, I barely stayed mentally stable, like a unicycle on a tightrope!

Finally, for today at least, I want to offer you all something that’s controversial. I offer you the idea of dissection. Don’t be cruel about it, buy animals off any site that offers it. I do it from time to time and I love it. Some won’t, some will and if like it, don’t do it. I’m going to force you, but I’m going to suggest it. Don’t worry, I won’t be offended. I don’t even mind if you don’t, what am I, a jerk?

But yeah, that’s all I’ve got for you today. If you want to talk, I’ll get to you all as soon as I can at Styxlegion1999@gmail.com.