I called. I knew by the tone of voice that answered that the news was not good. ” Hey man, he let me down, his missus got rushed to hospital, he had to mind the child, he’ll drop it off 2moro, definitely 2moro”. I don’t know what annoyed me more, the fact the weed was not there or the concomitant excuse. ” Right, I’ll give you a shout tomorrow” I said. This is what you will bump into repeatedly if you do not have the option of physically walking into a marijuana dispensary. Street marijuana can be obtained within minutes and has been interfered with. Interefered with in the most sinister fashion imaginable. Sprayed with microscopic particles to bulk up the weight. Real marijuana is a little more difficult to come by and has got to be homegrown.
I called the next day, this time the voice was completely different, ” I know what you’re after, Its here, drop over”. I got over 20 mins later. You can still never be 100% certain until you have seen the weed. I have enough experience to deduce quality on visual inspection alone. ” Yeah thats fine” I said whilst twiddling the bud between my thumb and forefinger just to make sure. ” What strain is this?” I asked ” Girl scout cookies, Im fucking baked” he said.
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and I asked how much will that be?
and she says; “I’m gonna need about tree fiddy”
well it was about this time I realized this girl scout was eight stories tall and a crustacean from the Paleozoic era
Ahhh, the frustration of buying weed. The joys of a good score after countless failed attempts. Meet me at the store around 11, but if the driver window is a quarter down, I don’t have what we agreed on, so only come up to the car if you’re ok with that. If you’re gonna come up to the car, reach down and tie your right shoe…if you’re not, tie your left one. (How about I just don’t come up to the car??) If I’m parked with the parking lights on, I heard suspicious activity on the police scanner, and don’t even stop within 200 feet of me. If my headlights are on, but the door is slightly ajar, and a soda bottle is on the roof of the car, bring extra cash, cuz the good shit came in. You always buy the good shit when I have it. If I’m standing outside the car wearing a red shirt, STOP. Don’t come to the car. If I have a yellow shirt on, and a blue cap, honk once and pretend to be drunk as you stumble towards me. I think there’s a cop nearby, and I want him to think I’m just shooing away a drunk in case he starts rolling towards me after you start stumbling towards me. If my right front tire has two small hash tags on it in yellow chalk, walk backwards towards me while chirping like a sparrow. If the left rear tire is flat, I also have mushrooms for you, bring extra cash. If my car is lying on its side, engulfed in flames, try to save my weed before saving me, but don’t hurt yourself trying to save me, only the weed.
Ahh, the frustrations of buying weed.
@Once ‘save my weed before saving me’ lol
The higher the quality the more obstacles to traverse, it never changes.
but are they made from real girl scouts? 😀