Hehe, saw this the other day. So cute.

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Good lawd, I went thru my fridge and pantry and threw out some old food, some as old as June 2016!
Some I prolly shouldn’t have eaten anyway, others were “nice” food I should’ve eaten and not wasted (like chocolate and the freeze dried astronaut fruit lol). Also, I notice a trend- I buy “healthy” food, but those never get eaten. Threw out all the granola cereals and granola bars. Hate them. Prolly should never ever buy any kind of granola ever again.
There’s lots more to throw out…hate being wasteful…
(silly non-important post ’bout chips…)
Bought me 3 bags of different kinds of BBQ flavored chips yesterday. Yes, all different kinds of BBQ, not even 3 different flavors, 3 different kinds of just BBQ lol.
What’s your favorite kind of chip? BBQ, Sour Cream, Ranch, Cheddar? Baked, Kettle, Ridges? Waffle, Thin?
Damn you Chip and SadPotato- how can I ever give up chips with the two of you around tempting me with your usernames? *nom nom*
Apparently my virtual people are doing well, more than I can say for myself- they’re happy, eating well, making good money, have a nice giant home, if you want kids you just drag the couple together lol.
It’s like why can’t real life be so simple? Or why can’t I just attain the TWO things I’ve only ever wanted since I was a kid- internal peace and happiness? I’m not asking for a million bucks or a diamond-encrusted golden crown.
And why is my “>” sign showing up so teeny weeny on SP?
So tired, lethargic and unproductive today…
…when you’re not motivated to do anything?
1. Stay still.
2. Screw with your sleep.
3. Maximize your screen time.
4. Use your screen to stoke your negative emotions.
5. Set V.A.P.I.D. goals – Vague, Amorphous, Pie in the Sky, Irrelevant, and Delayed.
6. Pursue happiness directly.
7. Follow your instincts.
Hm…looks like I’ve got misery nailed!
Saw a coupon for $15 off $75, so what’d I do? Spent the last 2 hours of my life looking for more crap to buy. And I had literally *just* bought a bunch of stuff just night too. Which is how I had more stuff to my “wish list” when I saw the coupon.
So when I saw the coupon today, I was like, “well, I had wanted to get a bunch of stuff anyway…might as well get them at 20% off.” But of course what happens is that you only wanted “x” number of stuff but you wind up buying […]
Alrighty, my fellow miserable death wishers, I have received my Death Note from the Death Reapers (err ok, Amazon). Who wants their names written in? How and when would you like to die? Enemy names are fine too. How would you like them to suffer for their crimes against humanity, or crimes against you?
For anyone who does not know what a Death Note is, Lord Google knows all…

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…is a life not worth living
Global elite in a nutshell…
THIS is exactly what’s happening to us.
WE are the tiny little ants.
WE are the small.
WE are the many.
WE are more powerful TOGETHER than these rich conglomerates and douchebags.
But WE cower in fear.
WE are powerless individually, but
WE are powerful collectively.
If only we humans knew that…
…beautiful nope
…shite
…an illusion
…depressing
…death with every passing second
…full of pain and misery
…unjust and unfair
What’s your definition of “Life”?
…have been “Slaves” to our “Masters” for far too long
…have let them get away with stealing our freedom
…have let them get away with stealing our labor
…have let them control almost every aspect of our lives and bodies
…have let them steal our privacy
…have let them brainwash us with – “education” (aka mass indoctrination) and “MSM” mainstream media (aka mass mis-information)
And guess what? It’s worked- for hundreds of years. They’ve created 7 Billion Sheeple.
It is about time the People have Awoken.
But- is anything going to be done about it? Or will we let them strangle and trample us […]
…don’t fit in with the gen pop
…are lonely
…are outcasts
…are misunderstood
…are non-conformists
…think differently than everyone else
…are realists, hence “pessimists” or “negative”
…have things that haunt us
…have had a lot of bad things happen to us
…have experienced way more shit and pain than any normal person can handle
…are broken
…can never fully manage to be happy for long
We, the Depressed…Are we destined for EternalPain?
Such miserable creatures we are…
So…why is the idea of drinking human breast milk weird and fill most people with disgust? But drinking milk that comes from a cow’s breast, a wholly different species- it is so normal that no one even blinks an eye?
I find it strange that what is strange is thought of as totally normal by society, and what is normal thought to be totally gross and taboo by everyone. Here’s a buzzfeed video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6HIoXoCcOs
What other things do you find strange that society accepts as normal? And vice versa?
‘Tis a strange world we live in.
…the less patience I have for bullshit
…the less patience I have for stupid / annoying / irritating / shitty people
…the more jaded and a misanthrope I become (if that’s even possible to become even *more* than I already am)
…the more depressed I get
…the more I realize life is bullshit
…the more lies I see we’ve all been fed
…the more defeated I become
…the more I want this world to end
what’s yours?
