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Alan Ominous

I don’t know either.

by Cordless 5/25/2016

written by Cordless

What my brain apparently told me today:

1. Get a small coffee but refill it way more times than you should. Repeat until hands tremble, and blinking no longer makes logical sense.

2. Hold the nearest pencil without dropping it, and draw a picture of Alan Ominous’s avatar on the back of your receipt.
(His avatar is “Crazy Eyes” from the Adam Sandler movie “Mr. Deeds”. Google it to see a plethora of eyes going in separate directions.)

3. Stop after 40 minutes, no matter how BAD the drawing looks. Ignore the buzzing sound in your head as you take a picture of the drawing and post it […]

5/25/2016 42 comments

Timed post

by beaubri 4/5/2016

written by beaubri

(In case sportsnut doesn’t realy. This is a timed post and will post automatically on its own.)
Good bye sportsnut.
I love you,
Hazy day sunflower,
Cordless,
Notinterestedinlife (pretty pandarian princess),
Rocketman,
Totrees,
Mindlessgamer,
Dark willow,
Phantomcitizen,
Kupo,
GT suicide,
Drowning,
AttemptedSuicide,
Claritee,
Passionforalways,
Bah,
Yelm,
Alan Ominous,
Deadinside,
And others.

I’m not meant to be, so good bye. Do what you all do best. What ever it be. Don’t worry, I wont be around. Stay strong, even if that doesn’t mean a thing.

Please pass this on.
From the finger tips of Beau.
(Could you copy and past every thing above these parentheses and post it […]

4/5/2016 15 comments

Always anonymously with the ominously anonymous, Alan Ominous

by Alan Ominous 3/28/2016

written by Alan Ominous

Greetings and Salutations!

First order of business… Fuck me. I’m still walking in damn circles. Blah blah, whoa is me.

Next, I got a letter from the publishing company wanting a new original poem by May. All I been writing is dark material. Now I can’t write at all.
Derp Derpinson here.

And again, fuck me.

3/28/2016 20 comments