Well, I can’t say you really missed all that much,
and you were spared an ungodly amount of grief.
All in all, I’d have to say you came out on top–
at least, that is my belief.
And if, perchance, you survived your mortal state,
and are sitting on a cloud in heaven, sipping on something cold, with ice,
then thank your mother that you missed your turn at this dreadful waystation–
’cause they say it’s a real *****, having to be born twice.