Annoying happy people (and a lot of hypocrite depressed people) always try to cheer me up by saying annoying stuff like “think about the happy things,” “look on the bright side,” “think about all the things you’re good at.” You know those people you KNOW is about to launch into their annoyingly cheery spiel and you warn them to “stop attempting to cheer me up” before they start and yet still continue on with their cheery-look-on-the-bright-side banter? Well fuckers, here goes the list:
-I am amazingly good at noticing flaws, defects and pitfalls to a design/thought/process/procedure/business idea/strategy/scientific study, etc. I am great at seeing why something *won’t* work.
-I notice the minute details that normal people are too busy/happy to think about.
-I am great at visualizing worst case scenarios.
-I am great at speaking without thinking, and thus, pissing off people.
-I am a great at being dark and morose; sometimes sarcastic and snarky; occasionally funny.
-I am great at spending way too much time on SP, pissing away hours on YouTube, watching aimless videos about everything and nothing.
-Blood and gore do not bother me. Unless I’m the one that is bloody and has been gored.
So there ya have it. Things that I am “good” at.
What are you “good” at?
NOTE: Those who respond with *actual* things they are good at will be gored and bloodied. >.<
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Cooking..an omlette.
mm, omelettes are good
I’m good at giving advice can help other but can’t help my bloody self 🙁
Ditto
I am good at noticing that the ones you listed are mostly all the things that i was going to list, lol.
you know what they say, depressed minds think alike! -_-‘
err, was that supposed to be great minds think alike? methinks most great minds often ARE depressed. maybe cuz they know better.
All the years I wore my facades and have been observing people.
At this point I am excellent and analyzing people and their patterns.
Human Psychology is naturally easy for me to understand, and because of that I hate people.
I can also empathize with anyone, even If I detest you or if you’re a disgusting human being.
To others it may be a good thing but to me its a curse.
I totally see that!
Art…..and pushing people away…but mostly art..
I am good at deforming images , at miss spelling, at watching tv shows for kids, sleeping all day, talking too much and annoying people, writing unnecessary long answers on posts meant for others… at binging… and at changing my mind over and over and over again.
I am good at being like others.. but terrible at being me..
I are good with, grammer end, inglash, in spelying.
Sleeping.
Lying…. 😎
And sniffing. 😉