Sex. Sex, sex with sex and sex. I like sex. Sex is sexy. If you don’t like sex, then have some sex. Sex is good with sex, but only if you have fries and a burger made while having sex.
Sex is super. Sex is god. Sex is the foundation of western society. Sex is absolutely relevant in all possible cases where sex might occur or otherwise be sexy.
If you don’t care about sex, you’re not having enough sex. Or you’re having too much sex with people who aren’t sexy.
Relationships largely fail today because sexual compatibility is overlooked while personal compatibility is taken into consideration by itself, which obviously is not sex. If it’s not sex, it’s stupid. Because of sex. So have some sex today or some sex will go unhad by everyone, and what a sexual crime that would be.
Buy some sex at Walmart for $1.99, marked down from sex dollars and sex cents. Abe Lincoln is sexy, but Ben Franklin is sexier. So have sex in a bank vault. Use dollar bills as a sex-aide. It’s wonderful. Sex.
Also, did I mention sex? It’s what’s for dinner.
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deep.
Very deep…
hey jump here orangish is horny as fk sex sex sex he dont mention love his penis is talking half a brain hmmmm i wish he would contact his heart and get some fkin respect
I guess my sarcasm is too close to being like something you might actually expect someone to say in a serious sense. o.O
Hm.
I’ll have to work on that. 😉
Is the problem to much or not enough? In all seriousness.
Part of what’s driving me to the edge is the frustration of being a single nerdy dude with no prospects or patience for clubbing or the like.
Every few months/years I come across a crazy woman who’ll lay me a couple times, then get bored and break my heart.
I’m starting to give very real consideration to hiring an ‘escort’ but I’m a romantic sort and its just not the same without a relationship.
Anyway, that’s where I’m coming from on the subject.
Problem is, I just don’t care about sex. It’s been ten years and counting for me, and I don’t really mind at all. Aside from feeling incredibly strange when people try to convince me that I’m making up the fact that I don’t really like sex that much. o.O It bugs me to no end.
What about the relationship? The relationship to others is so important that we must forget ourselves and only focus on the other person.
Let’s drink cause I have never had a partner and I am 13.
Let’s cry cause this crackhead I am dating has slept with another woman (surprise, surprise).
Let’s try SUICIDE and call that boy I only been together with 2 weeks to save me, he never said he loved me and his very into telling his friends that we hook up but oh he must be a soul mate.
Let’s read about why we never worked in bed in a highly intelligent woman magazine where they have sound rational advice and you can even ask them clever questions as in how many I should have slept with by my age and if it is normal to have genital herpes and what do the guy thinks instead of ask cause I don’t wanna find out.
Let’s cry at home when the genital herpes guy left because after all I really loved him and he loved me even if he never told me or showed it and we only met for sex.
Let’s only talk about it with my friends who only talk about their broken relationships and sometimes we go out and fuck strangers in order to repair the whole that hurts inside, from the really important genital herpes guy we has decided not to get out hearts broken again so we go out and fuck but after 2 months there is this other guy who I just have to be together with cause he listens to the same band.
Wanna fuck?
Let’s get it on, baby. Ride ’em cowboys.
And this is a thing that “bugs [you]” to the point of self destruction?!
At least you don’t listen to Coldplay. That would mean that you’re gay.
No, but it’s one of a plethora of things. Violate one social norm, that’s not a big deal Violate many, it starts to grow into a much larger problem.
Dude, you’re not a gerbil. Don’t worry about it.
I would quit watching TV. Stop watching most of the swill that gets broadcast.
This especially includes commercials.
I actually don’t watch TV at all. I’m just forced to socialize with people who watch TV far too much. Which is to say, they probably watch a typical amount of TV every day.
“Relationships largely fail today because sexual compatibility is overlooked while personal compatibility is taken into consideration by itsel” we’ll I’m glad someone had the guts to say it. Sexual compatibility is just as important as personal compatibility. I had a friend in school who I used to call asexual now he has a girlfriend. I also know another guy who hates sex talk but I think that’s because he’s a self loathing homosexual. Anyway, I’m sure there’s others that feel the way you do. Do you want companionship?
Companionship is nice, but sex (even its absence) in and of itself is the central issue behind every failed relationship I’ve had. The longest, and the best relationship I had (three years) was 100% sex-free which, strangely enough, is what screwed it up (gal SAID, “My religion is opposed to sex before marriage, so yay for no sex…” but meant, “Hey, why aren’t we having sex?”). It’s much easier not having relationships.
Relationships largely fail today because sexual compatibility. So.? A good healthy sex life is important in any relationship. Dress up role play. Orangish did you have a bad sexual Exp.? Or somthing.? Can you talk to some one about it.? Maybe a Dr.?
Buy some sex at Walmart for $1.99.? You talking about a mag with hot naked girl’s in it.?
Yes, every sexual experience I’ve ever had was either boring, or slightly annoying. o.O It’s weird that it took me almost 24 years to come to terms with the fact that sex just isn’t ever much fun for me. 😛 It seems more like an exercise in doing stuff I don’t like to make other people happy, or to feel like I’m ‘normal.’ Well, fuck that. I just can’t keep up in a relationship with someone who likes sex.
thanks for this post. liked it.
Fuck with someone, fuck alone, look at people fucking, talk about fucking, buy fucking, sell fucking, talk to your therapist about fucking. If you not fucking, your not happy. Not feeling like fucking is a disease. Maybe I can convert you into liking to fuck, you probably have not met the right person? Fucking humans are awesome, because sex is the greatest thing is life, humans are also fantastic. Let’s fuck fuck fuck them cause they are so loving and wonderful. Wonderful humans. Let’s fuck animals too, but not tell people about it. Let’s buy a dildo, let’s jerk off while thinking about a celebrity who never accomplished anything a monkey could not do. Dildos for everyone. Let’s being official with “I like women too” and pose in sexy slim outfits. Let’s get wet when I see boobs. Let’s post at suicide project how much self destructive sex I have and that I am into 3somes. Let’s tell everyone that I fuck my ex even if he despite me. Let’s tell everyone I love being spanked; because that is information that will save them from jumping off a bridge! IF YOU FUCK REAL GOOD WITH ME, I MARRY YOU. AND GO ON FUCKING YOU FOREVER. Only 2 times I cheated, but that was good enough for divorce. Now I will never trust a woman again and it will take me a few years before I am ready to fuck, but I sure as hell will be cause I am ruled by my biology. Let’s fuck all the time with everyone and use knives and drugs meanwhile and let’s tape it! Let’s put it into pornsites and have 40 year olds and 20 year olds and 90 year olds without dignity jerk off infront of it and get really horny because I love the attention from those sexy attractive intellegent charismatic oh so fantastic men …. Yum.
Really, I am sure I could convert you.
orangish ,
i hate sex but the women make me do it!over and over! it’s just descussing i tell you! once i had to do it 5 times in one day! i wanted to kill myself!
so……… no more joking out of me, i happen to enjoy sex every chance i get! but i like it and i’ve been around some women that could careless about it that’s what you want to find! they are out there!
I WANTED to have sex but im to young and my ex bf wanted to have sex with me we were gonna do it but then something hit me that i just wasnt ready
Good for you Icyydz; don’t let anyone pressure you into it if you don’t feel like you’re ready. It’s your decision, not anyone else’s.