I had this friend who I started talking to online. Me and my far away girl met him from a chat site. His wife left him after 4 years. He admitted that during the entirety of the marriage, she never let him do anything sexual with her at all! No sex, no foreplay etc! I was completely shocked.
He is a 43 man with Cerebral Paulsy, she was 25. She left him for another person with CP. I felt so sorry for the dude. I even ordered him NASCAR video game with my own money.
For almost a year after she left him, he praised her and blamed himself when it clearly wasn’t his fault. He was spending his money for gift cards to her and whatnot. He got pissed when I brought up the fact that she was a psychopath just trying to use him.
Than he got a new aid to come take care of some of his needs. I looked her up and she was arrested for all kinds of shit. He was giving her money and letting her control it. I warned him against it and said she was trying to use him. He got pissed! Than when he found out the truth and I was right all along, he got her fired from her job.
Stupid fact – he has a fetish for black women but hates it when white women date black men, calling them the N word.
Than he started finding these catfish online. Onetime he posted a picture of this beautiful girl on his profile and said “thank god for her”. I did a quick google search and found out that her picture was on the warning list of catfishes. He “confronted” her about it via text message and she said “oh there just using my picture”. He than deleted me just to call back later saying I was right, she was a scam artist. It was one of those Nigerian scams just like I told him.
THEN came another one. Someone he actually met in person. Her and her sister came over for 30 mins as he gave them old stuff he didn’t want anymore. I seen what this was all about – a free for all rummage sale. I did a background check on her and saw thst she has arrests this year for drug charges, AND has a boyfriend and new pictures of them together, stuff he could have easily looked up. She than started ignoring him. Once again, I was right.
Dumb fact – he is a Christian and told my far away girlfriend that he needs to “find a Christian friend that thinks like he does”. I never debated or put him down for his beliefs. It was just when he asked me if I was Christian I said no I’m an atheist. Funny thing, he gets hooker and doesn’t follow the book he says he believes in. Yet has the gull to criticize my atheism. God didn’t buy him a nascar game.
Than he started talking to my far away sweetheart about not liking to talk to me when I’m drunk. That pissed me off! Since we see one state away, we talked about visiting each other before. Than he got on the phone with my girl and said “if I come to visit, I ain’t gonna let him drink but a couple beers, I ain’t gonna let him get anymore than that”. I was like WHAT IN THE LIVING MOTHERFUCK! I’m gonna invite this dude into MY home and eat MY food and he’s gonna tell me how much I can drink?
fun fact – now he’s becoming an alcoholic and drunk dials my girl all the time being way drunker than I get. He is also stupid. When he was sober he even asked if he could do a 3 way with her and how he wants to have orgies. Oh very “Christian” of him.
See what happens when I try to help a ************ out?
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First off…I love reading all your post….you make me smile.
Second, I about busted a gut@God didn’t buy him a nascar game omg I am still laughing…damn you crack me up.
Third, I couldn’t agree me more with the whole Christian/Atheism thing. I never do understand people that criticize us for not believe in their book full of let just call it what it is, lies that tell you it’s okay to rape, beat and kill. And tell us how we should act when they are not even following their own damn preaching.
Haha thank ya buddy! I always love putting a smile on people’s faces. I’m glad to have people like you in this group.
Same to you!@Im glad to have people like you in this group.
Yeah i don’t bother helping people outside of this website as a general rule, its a waste of time. They will use you and then turn around and show you what a fucking genius they were because they thought they ‘tricked’ you into helping them..actually, i helped because i cared enough to, not because i am a fucking moron. Oh and alot of people talk only when they want something, then they disappear.
I’ve experienced that enough to know it’s true. There is actually only one person in my life that I can honestly say (so far) hasn’t bailed on me, used me in any sort of way, and no matter the shit that hits the fan, they are still there. It’s actually surprising and I can’t help but wait to see the other shoe drop…but that is just the pessimistic side of me.
“There is actually only one person in my life that I can honestly say (so far) hasn’t bailed on me, used me in any sort of way, and no matter the shit that hits the fan, they are still there.” Same here. Even if other people would rather walk away than work through issues (is that what you call a ‘fair weather friend’?), this person always stays [thus far] and I’m very thankful for it. It’s nice to have somebody to count on who doesn’t threaten to leave you.
… should i laugh? should i send you a check for a crate of beer? should i say that I’VE BEEN THERE (regarding psycho exes and crappy friends?… jesus christ, so many options. I do wonder how people nowadays can achieve such levels of contradiction tho, it never ceases to amaze me.
I do have to ask… did you really buy a nascar game? lol.
No…I think it was Jesus that bought it… LOL
I didn’t even knew they still made nascar games (not that i have anything against nascar but, how many games can you make with that concept?). I don’t know if you’ve heard of a game called desert bus… i think that even that one would be more entertaining and take more skill (even for jesus, haha).
Those NASCARS will be floating in the air..
No I haven’t heard of that one, I am going to have to look that game up.
Yeah, I am uncertain how they are still making those games. I am really, how many games can you make that are just going around and around and around in a circle?
The games are all the same and come out every year. He also wanted me to get him another one, which got an even lower score on metwcritic. I declined.
Lmao! A crate of beer would be nice haha. But laugh all you want. I think it’s funny too.
People’s contradictions are at an all time high. Can’t tell you how many women told me I was going to hell for not believing, than flashing there tits and ass on cam for me 15 mins later. Humanity is a freaking joke! At least I have one thing – consistency. If I was s Christian if be too scared of gods wrath to do anything sexual outside of marriage
I can tell you – 3 people did that. “Your gonna go to hell if you don’t believe”……15 mins later tits and ass on cam cuz I kept my mouth shut! That was years ago though
I would say, “Wouldn’t we all?” but that is obviously not the case. LOL Humanity is a joke within itself. And if God were real, he would have to grow a sense of humor.
Tell me about it, at times i think i am going LOCO. I believe i’ve mentioned it before, but whenever i hear a female friend (or ex gf) say “i’ll never get with that guy! are you insane!?” i just slowly open one of my drawers, pull out a sand clock, hit up facebook, and play the waiting game to see how long it takes for that relationship status to prove them wrong, lol.
Haha. If Gawwwwduh was real and the bible was true than he would be a psychopath on a scale that would make Hitler look like a widddle teddy bear in comparison. Him and Satan – partner in trolls. Sending Ghandi to hell for worshiping cows….what kind of evil Jesus does that?
The kind people worship. 😛
Exactly! All the worlds religions people make up should give us alll proof of how fucked up humanity as a w(hole) is. Not ONE person can come up with a religion that isn’t fucked up in one way or another. In fact, I wish there was a contest to see who can make up a religion that isn’t messed up in the least bit…..nobody would win!
No, but it sure would be interesting!
Well damn that sucks! They wanna get more converts don’t they?
Oppose wrong post
LOL
We all know they prey on the weak and vulnerable. I remember a couple of elders were speaking about a family that had just lost a child and there saying, that they should hit them up because it was the PERFECT time to get a conversion. How sick is that?
That’s extremely sick! And evil in my opinion. I also know when Mormons go on their little missions, and there relatives are dying, there warned not to go back and see them in mid mission. Also they can’t read news papers or anything from the outside world on there 2 year propaganda tour
As far as I know they are NOT allowed to go back.
They also just lowered the age on missions and extended the time on missions for females.
Now it’s 2yrs for both sexes and they lowered the age to 18 for males. If you are female and are 21 and not married you are considered useless and are pushed into a mission. (they actually just lowered the age to 20 for females…more pressure to get married even sooner) Then when those girls get back they are looked at as old maids and end up with husbands that are NOW returning back at 20…. just children have shitloads of more children that they cannot honestly afford but are told they must have otherwise they are not doing the lords work properly. SMH
Yeah no tv (except on P days and only approved Disney cartoons), no newspapers or anything of the sort. They must always be of pure of mind and heart at all times. uh huh
As far as I know they are NOT allowed to go back.
They also just lowered the age on missions and extended the time on missions for females.
Now it’s 2yrs for both sexes and they lowered the age to 18 for males. If you are female and are 21 and not married you are considered useless and are pushed into a mission. (they actually just lowered the age to 20 for females…more pressure to get married even sooner) Then when those girls get back they are looked at as old maids and end up with husbands that are NOW returning back at 20…. just children have shitloads of more children that they cannot honestly afford but are told they must have otherwise they are not doing the lords work properly. SMH
Yeah no tv (except on P days and only approved Disney cartoons), no newspapers or anything of the sort. They must always be of pure of mind and heart at all times. uh huh
Nandos sent me chicken cheques, but i don’t know what to do with them. I’ll wear a chicken costume and peck peck peck peck in the signature box.
I’ve been staring at this comment for like 3 minutes and i can’t stop laughing. I can’t make any sense out of it and that makes me laugh even more. Jesus Christ why did you have to give us Nascar out of all possible things.
LMAO I think they are referring to those designer checks you can order…I am not sure though. And that they will wear a chicken costume and peck at the line where you sign it for their signature.
Damn, that’s even funnier, hahaha.
LOL
This has to be one of the best post…lol
He is obsessed with NASCAR. he would play it for hours. I bet he made BRRR, BRRRM sounds like a 5 year old while he played too. He was bragging to me about how many races he won and how “complex” the game is because he has to check the tire pressure and crap. Lol give me a break…..and a gas peddle so I can get the fuck out of his world lol.
ROTFLMAO!!!
Lol
Oh and his “Christian” wife was also a total ***** to my girl! She was having severe pains because of Dercums and she was like “you know God can heal you from that? STUPID STUPID STUPID! what fucking planet does she live on. If her own husband, if you could have called him that, couldn’t be cured of cerebral Paulsy what makes the dumbass think anyone can be cured? She was very cold about it to.
Actually god can cure you out of anything. It’s called dying of old age 😛
@Mf lololololol
Lmao exactly! All those “miracles” are gonna run out someday
I will never understand that one. Forever reason they think “god” can cure all and yet…for whatever reason…people are still dying, still finding out they have cancer, aid, herpes, children are still being sexually abused, babies die…whatnot…and yet, God does nothing.
BUT!!!! WAIT!!! IT GETS BETTER!!!!!
God however does seem to come through on things like…oh, IDK tax refunds, the Virgin Mary’s face on a horse shit shovel, even on a potato….somehow, amazingly, these things are far more important to him. I know, incredible right? Does’t it make you just want to rush right out and start preaching “the good word”?
Lol god only rewards people who are in rich white western countries with wealth apparently. Those starving kids in Africa probably are more humble than anyone in the west….god don’t help them. Some of the richest people in the world are atheist. Look at Bill Gates! Rich, healthy, and can turn shit into purified water (seriously, look it up) to help people in Africa. Jebus only turned water into wine….be we all know that really didn’t happen
I remember seeing a post this one whore made on her MySpace onetime, another one thst screwed me over. She said “I won 100 dollars in the lottery, there is a god”. That’s her evidence?
I did see that water shit thing. I’d say that’s punishment enough for him haha. But erhm… aren’t we depressed? really, stop making me laugh or i’ll break out of character.
The LDS church calls it grape juice not wine. LMAO
I know, God doesn’t care about Africa, or the children of Russia and Ukraine, or the lost souls down in South America. Yep… Gotta love how he is not basis.
Oh I know at the Bill Gates thing, super cool!
Oh we can’t have you breaking character, then that would prove there was a god! LMAO@MF
Totally kidding btw…just in case.
My family is Mormon and I’m a ex Mormon, one of the stupidest religions ever invented. They believe God lives on the planet Kolob, Native Americans are desenednts of the Jews, until 1978, black people was under the Curse of Ham (which why they couldn’t get the priesthood until then), and that we must have as many babies as we can because “spirit children” are up in heaven just itching to get a chance to come down here to this big blue ball of bulllshit.
Once we die, if we avoid “spirit prison” we will become gods and make a bunch of spirit babies with many wives though sexual intercourse in heaven, than send those babies down to the world we created into the wombs of people who are in the physical process of sexual intercourse.
And we are the crazy ones? Lol this ain’t a religion, it’s satire! Sounds like something The Onion would make up.
To think that i was going to watch a movie like 2 hours ago. Just checked media player and i realized that it looped completely while i was reading posts here, lol. Not even nascar can handle loops in such a perfect way.
Eggshells galore!
Lmao
See this is WHY I am still awake! HAHA
You should know that something is wrong with your religion if the planet where your god lives is bolochs spelled backwards (and i’m not even kidding here). Actually the creators of south park made a comedy musical making fun of mormon’s beliefs (and out of what you wrote i kinda can see why).
Well the planet Kolob if memory serves is the planet that Superman is originally from…what does that tell you?
Maybe I do have god like powers. I cursed everyone on here with insomnia lol
I know, I grew up “under the convent” Yep, I was one of you.
Actually the reason why black ppl got the priesthood was bc Pres. Jimmy Carter told them if they didn’t allow them into the priesthood they would rescind there tax exemption status. And if you call BY said that black ppl WOULD NEVER hold the priesthood.
And don’t even get me started on the Temple…dear lord that is some fucked up mess. I busted out laughing when I forced to go through to get my garments.
They are one fucked up religion.
ROTFLMAO@The Onion
I have been wondering why I am not asleep at this hour and now I know why, between you and MF I can’t stop laughing.
Hahaha. I never got to the spirit underwear or went into a temple, but my family wears em and my aunt and uncle got “sealed” in the temple lol. Jimmy Carter is boss! He’s got the same initials as Jesus Christ but actually does shit to help people.
It sucks that Jimmy Carter has cancer. he was the greatest post president we ever had.
I ditched my garments a year later and told everyone in that church they could go fuck themselves. I’ve never met more emotionally repressed, hypocritical people in my life!
Oh you should have gone to the Temple…you wouldn’t have been able to stop laughing. I had to keep pinching myself so I wouldn’t keep bursting out in laughter, I had to try and cover it with coughing. LOL It didnt work very well.
Lol what was the funniest thing about your temple experience? My aunt and uncle won’t tell me there’s because it’s “sacred”. Lmao
Oh please there is nothing sacred about it. You use to have to take a “blood oath” and vow that if you ever told you would disembowel yourself and slit your throat. That is true. that changed it a couple of decades ago.
The funniest thing…was when you go to the endowment session you have this little pouch fully clothing (mind you, you are already wearing something that covers you from the neck, to your wrist, to your ankles and you were little slippers. And during certain points in the endowment session you pull stuff out of that little pouch. Girls put on a bonnet that covers their head and looks like something a pilgrim would wear but it also covers the neck. And the guys have to where this little hats that make them look like Little Lord Fauntleroy. And both parties have to put on an tiny little apron of fig leaves to cover their gentiles…the whole thing is just insane. Then you have to stand in a circle of male female male female…and raise your hand to the “square” and chant and make all these secret signs….and say secret words in the Adamic language.
And don’t even get me started on the naked thing! There are actually videos that someone took of a full endowment session. You may want to google it and check it out…its just took damn funny. But it’s funnier when you are actually there.
LMAO OMG I remember reading something online before about parts of that. That’s one of the stupidist things I ever heard in my life! No wonder my aunt and uncle won’t tell me about it lmao! Tell me more about the naked thing, is there girls involved or something?
Everyone is involved. Whenever you go for endowments whether your own or doing if for the dead…*rolls eyes* they take you to a room where you are stripped of all your clothes and they put on this very thin “poncho” over you and your sides are completely exposed. And they move you through 3 “rooms” which are not rooms at all, and anoint you with oil in very “delicate” places. Lets just say you get molested.
I should mention that women do the females and men do the males….just gets weirder and weirder.
Lmao damn! Mormons are so anti gay I’m suprized that they let same sex people “bless the genitals” and expose each other’s privates
I know right? And what is even more amazing is that they allow the female temple workers to hold the power of the priesthood to anoint….OHHHHHHHH
So wait, the females could anoint my genitals?
Only if you were a woman. A man would do yours.
Lollolol
Well they do want more converts don’t they? There’s ways to get more people to join the church 😉
Freaking sucks! I bet if women could anoint the wee wee there would be over a billion members by now
Don’t they have billion members by now? Oh wait…that’s a billion dollars…I forgot how they bleed people dry with tithing, fasting, and guilt.
I think it’s around 11 million, thanks to now allowing chicks to anoint dude parts
NOT allowing not now allowing lol
LOL I can see they would have you back on board if it was allowed LMAO
I think everyone would be…..especially if they do a weekly anointing
They do daily anointing. That is the beauty of the Temple. LOL
Just think – a billion people would be anointing addicts..,rushing into the temple, asking for one fix. NEED TO FIND A FEMALE, GENITAL ANNOINTING, JUST ONE MORE TIME AND IM DONE WITH THE STUFF….they would go home and be like “ahh omg today was great….I had like 5 annointings today”
OMFG ROTFLMFAO You are too much…you are so funny!!!
Oh the mental images in my head that are playing out that scene.
Well, at the very least they would have all the dead endowed in no time… I guess that means they would have to start picking people of so they would have more dead people to anoint.
Think about it…..people getting back in line wearing different disguises to get a double dip of thst spiritual trip
I can see it now. Shaved heads, wigs, fake beards….
Lol sounds like a real crazy loon! Wndozh8er, you’re amazing…just love your posts. You’re so real. Sends you huge hugs your way.
Awww hugs right back at ya! Thank you for those sweet words. Your amazing too!
Yeah i agree he is amazing, so intelligent and bright… Well, the stuff he says… Speaks for itself. Very …
well, i just love it!!!!
cute face too may I add…saw one of his earlier posts with pic attached. Nice looking man
I only saw the pic with his strong arm, i didn’t know he had a face pic on here
It’s his post. “My face, the face of depression, what’s yours?”
That was the first time I ever showed my face to anyone online in years because I felt like I was so ugly
I missed that one.
Society needs to STOP judging people. You are not ugly, that’s what society thinks
Thank you so much. Compliments like that really gets me though things
I don’t know who was looking at you then cause you are not ugly. Maybe they were the ugly ones try to bring you down and depress you more. Don’t let them win, show more of your handsome face and show them who ISN’T ugly. You inspire so many of us here. You have made me smile with your posts and cry with how real you are and all that you go through. I know you are planning things but always know nothing that happened was your fault and these ugly people that made fun of you are worthless. You are worth your weight in gold. Thanks for all your contributions to us all.
I agree whole hardheartedly with CalamityX
Wow. I don’t know what to say. That is one of the nicest things someone ever wrote me. I can’t believe that I found so many wonderful people in one place like this! You really brought tears to my eyes. I finally found my tribe in this group. Keep being amazing!
Whoa, is nice to put a face to one of my favs. And a lovely face at that! I wish I was that brave 🙂
Face man, we adore you. 🙂 🙂 🙂
You are one of the reasons why I come on here day after day, I enjoy reading what you have to say.
I second that.
Okay…where can I find this pic? I think I have seen it but now I am questioning myself.
I know you all care, but I had no idea yall cared this much! First time I felt this much love in along time, other than from my far away sweetheart. I care about you all deeply too. We are family
society fails to understand intelligent people such as wndoz8er. He is too good for society. Society is ill. Here he can talk with like-minded people who are not judgemental etc. Society is missing out on a great person by treating him like shit. We don’t need to fit a certain mould on this site, as long as we are not some judgemental or sprouting rubbish like ‘get over it’. Society can keep all their stupid closed minded people, cold harsh judgemental idiots… Societies loss is our gain
Yes, we are most certainly a family.
At least this a family where you can pick and choose and your not “stuck” with what you don’t want. LOL
Thank you so much. I feel the same way about you and many many other people in this group! I see so much intelligence in here. REAL wisdom birthed from real pain and experiences. I think we should have our own little Island nation! if life was only that simple. Again, thank you from the bottom of my heart for making me smile tonight.
No, thank you for the laughter and your witty clever repartee and humor.
I wish we could all meet up in real life
Your very welcome! I wish we could all meet up too. It would be a great relief to be around people you can actually relate to
Your all making me blush for real! Gosh you people are beautiful! I hardly ever get good feedback like this! Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
It has been nice getting to know you through your posts friend. I will be sad when you eventually leave, but you have your reasons, as do I.
Thank you. Not sure when it will be but it’s gonna be someday. Hopefully within a year. I gotta try to make the best of the time I got until I go. If you go before me you will be greatly missed too
I’ll miss you too, you are a blast. One of the funniest personalities I have ever known.
Thanks, though i am boring
Aww you guys! Your not boring! I never met anyone in here that bored me yet! And thank you ironman! Your a blast too. i love talking to everyone in here. We can talk about anything, a group that I never knew was possible on the Internet
I also saw windows8 pic the other day and he should be thankful that i’m not gay (not that there’s anything wrong with it) or i’d be trying to hit you harder than a wrecking ball.
Yeah, now i’m really going to sleep, nite!
LOL Mf. You’re hilarious, but I agree. Well I’m not a guy, but I would totally be into him.
Not to encroach on your lovely comment but that remark about “wrecking ball” made me think of the bart barker parody of Miley Cyrus “Wrecking Ball” Omg so funny!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLtmauJLP-A
Lmao Mf! Thank you for the compliment and the laugh!
Maybe he could post another pic for us to drool over! (Evil grin) hehe.
Oh yes, pls do. My curiosity has gotten the best of me.
Ironman, if you go back on his posts, there’s one called, MY FACE, THE FACE OF DEPRESSION…I think you can see it there if you can find it.
Okay thanks, I am going to be all rude and nosy and go look for it. Does this make me a stalker?
Found it! Yep, everyone is right. Very nice looking man. 🙂 A lot like what I had pictured in my head. Its nice to put a name with a face.
Well if you’re a stalker, I am too. I actually saved his pic on my phone, now talk about stalker! Just want to be able to look at him again.
LOL Yeah, you win. HAHAHA
Thank you ironman!
Anytime my friend, anytime. Just saying the truth.
Thank you wndozh8er for sharing your life with us. I hope you’re ok if I want to look at your pic again. I saved it on my phone. If you think I’m weird let me know..lol. I will take it off. I’ll just go back to your post to look instead. 🙂
I may post a picture again someday Calamity. My iPad is cracking, literally lol because back in Novemver I accidntly set on it and made a hairline fracture. And now it’s slowly spreading and branching out, it’s really weird. Now it’s starting to effect the camera, which just happened last week. I’m gonna get an iPad Air 2 on Christians. The cracks also reached the other side of my iPad that’s effecting my battery. sometimes I gotta jam the plug in and hold it for a charge.
Aw Calamiry, I don’t think that’s weird at all! I think it’s really sweet of you 🙂
Calamity* dang autocorrect lol
… kolob superman’s planet… spirit underwear… i… yeah, this is too much. Might just call it a night.
Well if your gonna go to bed, really enjoyed conversatin with ya! It was fun. I just got up a couple hours ago so I’m gonna be here for awhile
LOL its just the truth…hahahaha If you do call it a night, it’s been fun! I haven’t laugh so much or so hard in I don’t know how long. Thanks, I really needed this…lol
Actually i looked at the time and i HAVE to call it a night (jesus-nascar-christ). It’s been fun guys, thanks for the laughs! i needed it as well. And hey, at least we hijacked a post that wasn’t Hjerteblomst for once! hooray!
I should be calling it a night too but I can’t seem to tear myself away…although it probably won’t be long. Goodnight MF. Sweet dreams. It’s been fun.
GOD HELP ME!!!!
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(just had to do this before going to sleep, nite!)
NICE lol
Lol
I just saw a hidden video of part of the ceremony. They didn’t get to the super weird stuff but what I seen was weird enough.
Did you get a look at what they were wearing? LOL OMG just thinking about that first time through the temple has me laughing and rolling my eyes…
It’s like some kind of weird Amish paradise. Why did the girls have to cover there face like a Muslim at one point?
Something to do with purity and being celestial and I think if I recall that is how “we will all dress” in spirit paradise.
Let me tell you all those ppl in spirit prison are gonna be laughin’.
Lmao well if people have to dress up in some kind of 1800s drab than kindly send me straight to hell!
Oh didn’t you get the notice…that is hell…
Reminds me of a North Korean type of place. Oh hell Kim God Il
That man has some sick twisted values and not to mention issues.
I went to a gambling website, so I stupidly deposited $10. It is a trusted site, but … It says i have to spend (wager) $380 to cash out winnings. So even if i won thousands, i would still have to spend that $380, what kind of shit is this? I don’t even have $380 lolol. It doesn’t cost $380 to go to the local casino either. Even if i spend $1 and win at least $1 i could collect it without paying extra. So if you want online gambling convenience, you must be rich. I mean…
That freaking sucks! Those sites are scams for the most part. Same with the lottery in America. I know a lot of people who keep spending dollar after dollar than get all exited when they won 20 bucks from w scratch off ticket. But they spent 50 trying to get there!
This was a fun thread to read.
I visited the LDS temple in Salt Lake City once. I took the guided tour when I was 25 years old. The tour guide was an 18 year old female missionary from Guatemala. I was the only single guy in the tour group, and the missionary kept walking next to me, making small talk and giving me hints that she was interested. She must have been a Super Missionary to get assigned to the temple in SLC.
At one point she asked me how long I’d been LDS. I told her I wasn’t LDS, I was just a tourist taking the tour. As soon as I said that she lost all interest in me. No more eye contact, no more flirting, no more attention. I clearly wasn’t marriage material. Haha. At least she was transparent about what she wanted; she was on the prowl for an American LDS husband. I wonder what ever happened to her….
Oh man! When I briefly joined the church, they sent out most attractive missionaries to “council” me on the religion. They know what there doing. Tricky little things!