WARNING: THIS IS A VENT / RANT. NOT TRYING TO OFFEND ANYONE, JUST AIRING OUT.
Why are people so fucking pushy? Like their ideals are the only fucking way. Here’s my list of shit…
Homosexual. Hybridsexual, Antisexual, overly-sexual… I do not give 1 single iota of a fuck how, who, or where you bump uglies. Here’s an idea, keep it to yourself. Why does everyone make an issue about how it’s not an issue?
Religion. Anti-religion. Quasi-religion. Again, I don’t fucking care what you do or don’t believe in. Jesus gives your life meaning? Awesome. On a mission for Cthulhu, more power to you. If, I find it interesting, I’ll research it. We can discuss it. Please for the love of Buddha, stop fucking preaching to me. Do you realize every fucking religion/atheist believe they’re for sure the “right” one… so odds are, more people are wrong than right.
Therapy solutions…. oh therapist help you? Some eastern tiger dong pill made the bad thoughts go away.. hooray for you… this one . Go ahead and enlighten me, hell even suggest I try it. Thanks buddy. But if you’re pushing your shit harder than the local crack dealer, kindly go fuck yourself… if anything I’m waiting a few months to see if you go on a rampage or grow tentacles.
Reasons I have to live. Just… stop.. it’s kind of my life, I fucking live it everyday. Every god damn day, if your the religious type… I know, the good the bad and the in between. Guess what pal, I know more than you, hard concept to grasp huh? So listing reason, does nothing to help. Nothing. Except, piss me off, you trying to piss me off? That your game? Push the suicidal guy over the ledge ?
Aaaaahhhhhrrrrrgggggghhhh!
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Alan what happened ? People being single minded
Nothing extraordinary. Just been more and more pissed off. Less depressed. Just seems everyone is pushing their agenda or philosophy on me everywhere.
Sorry to hear that man I’m here if U want to chat
I’ve got my eyes on a new amp. So maybe I’ll spring for it soon. Until then, I’m planning to record an acoustic track soon. If you want to contribute lyrics? My drum machine fritz out so it’ll just be guitar.
Get that amp if u can treat your self my friend I would contribute lyric but I haven’t got none at the mo my brain isn’t really cooperating with me right now lol but I ain’t forgot our chat about I song when my heads there I’m with u
I just want to say it brought a big giant smile to my face that you spelled “Cthulhu” correctly.
🙂
Although he and I haven’t spoken in years.
I’m sure someone will be going door to door handing out pamphlets soon enough.
There’s also the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
venganza.org
They wear upside-down colanders on their heads and call themselves “Pasta-farians”.
One of the members from Australia even wore the upside-down colander in her driver’s license photo.
Not to be outdone, the Wisconsin DMV said Pastafarians are allowed to wear the colanders in their driver’s license photos as well.
I really wish I was making all this up, but it’s true.
And…. OMG.
I just noticed that at the very top of the page there, it says:
“Want to be a Pastafarian minister? Official ordination certificates: $25. GET IT NOW.”
So, you know, for twenty-five bucks you can be an ordained minister of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
In case you need to …. bless things. And stuff.
My fucking calling. Now my life has meaning.
Instead of pamphlets, I wonder if they hand out appetizer menus.
I never even heard of Cthulhu before. very interesting. Now I have something to look up on the web.
Let me assure you that I’m not offended by anything you’re saying.
I come from a long line of devote Christians and we are far from perfect. I used to beat people over the head with a bible (not literally) thinking that was an honorable thing to do, at the same time at the I was doing this I was feeling inferior to my older relatives and wanted to be treated just like them I wanted to have some degree of status even if it meant becoming a martyr. It wasn’t until I started talking to people outside my family and them treated better then my family ever did that I started to question everything I though I knew.
I’m asexual big woop
This Episcopalian gal says have at it. all of it.