OK, so, I’m not trying to, or planning to leap from one frying pan to another.
That said, part of my plan is to put a camping trailer in the woods. I already have said woods. Not an extraordinary trailer, just something around a 30 foot. Whatever I can find and negotiate on. It’s a roof, it’s cheap.
So my question, am I sealing my fate to be alone? Ladies, if you met a dude who lived in a camper, would it be an instant put off?
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I am thinking the answer is yes. It would be very hard to find a woman that is willing to live in the woods and in a camping trailer! This is ms. rocketman by the way. Sorry if this is not the answer you were hoping for. Just trying to be honest. Good luck!
Whoa, slow your roll. I didn’t say move into my camper… but yeah I figured. Especially looking like I do, a homeless guy, bring her back to a camper in the woods…. probably lead to a misunderstanding, panic 9-1-1 call, and an awkward conversation with police.
Hello… you’re not even out of your current situation and you’re already thinking of women? LMAO.
But yeah, RocketMan (Ms. RocketMan) is right. Of course, you MIGHT be able to find a hillbilly gal that could be happy living in a trailer in the woods, but she might look (and smell) like one of the guys on Duck Dynasty (sans the beard).
Now, believe it or not, I’m currently looking for a camper myself… with basically the same plan as what you outlined above… however, my plan has 2 distinct differences: 1) I don’t want no god damned woman (LOL), and 2) I don’t need electricity because my guitar is acoustic. (LMAO).
But seriously… whatever you choose to do, I’m behind you, man! Rock on!
Jack
What’s with this move in shit? Getting the wrong idea. Gf, maybe, live in, nope.
I already have electricity at the road, just need a meter put in.
It’s a nice spot. I’m just pondering if I should save for an inflatable girlfriend while I’m at it.
ROFLMMFAO!
You could probably find the inflatable girlfriend cheaper on eBay, assuming you didn’t mind having one that was previously used…
Typically inflatable girlfriends don’t steal money out of your wallet. At least most don’t.
Alan Ominous, I can just see it now! here you are out in the middle of the woods pounding a plastic blow up doll while the swat team is surrounding the camper, and a news helicopter circling above.
Excuse me Rocketman, but they are made of much better stuff:
animepoko.com/product/sex-life-maria-saotome-1-6-scale-figure/4562283280044
ProTip: something are unwise to google with a 7 year old sitting next to me.
Depending on your budget:
$77.68
ebay.com/itm/Hot-Female-Inflatable-Doll-Blow-Up-Doll-Bucks-Night-Bachelor-Party-Novelty-Toy-/191730179067?hash=item2ca4025bfb:g:mlAAAOSw5ZBWOAiE
$15.75
ebay.com/itm/ONE-NEW-INFLATABLE-BLOW-UP-DOLL-MALE-OR-FEMALE-5FT-HEN-STAG-PARTY-NIGHT-GAG-GIFT-/271750740490?var=&hash=item3f459b3a0a:m:mzxdn-1S1A01xLNPvaM0nwQ
Although…. (*peers closer*)
I don’t see any orifices of any kind on those, so… maybe that option costs extra.
Just like real life.
… and now we’re talking inflatable WAIFUS? jesuschrist, when did this turn into an episode of my favorite suicidal anime? lol.
Hazy Day Sunflower, Alan is all about saving money i don’t think he’d put out the cash, so i think he’d invest in something more on the lines of $19.95 and would probably break his heart if and when it popped.
Depending on where it popped, he might be able to fix it with duct tape.
One can always add orifices
LOL and next you would be on the ID channel! Just incase you don’t know about it it’s a true crime show. We call it the killing channel!
It’s investigative murder porn
LLMFAO
I think south park did that, lol.
Judging from the men in my family, I’d say no. Most of us are white trash, and married with kids.
Remember, women are as desperate to not die alone as men are. There comes a point where a woman decides to settle. So if you consider yourself a loser, despair not!
But I want to die alone… preferably on a mountain top… and then be eaten by buzzards or other such critters! No cemetery for this old man! That’s the plan anyway.
If it means anything, you have a better shot then I do.
Forgot to clarify that I was talking to Alan.
>>SMILING AT YOU THROUGH THE PAIN<<
Oh, sorry. Didn’t mean to interrupt.
Well, you probably have a better shot than I, too, iamtheblues.
LOL “most of us are white trash and married with kids”. Is it bad that i just cracked up when reading that? gosh, i’m such a candidate to go straight to hell.
As for the rest of that comment… heck, guess i get to say now: i guess you’re right man, as you usually are. Thanks for the pep talk!
(lol)
Depends…on a few things. None of which are PG.
Fucking A
Personally I might think that someone living in a camper in the woods was a psycho… so it’d be a no for me. Heh. That being said, I had relatives who seemed quite well-adjusted who lived in their motorhome year round. They would travel and set up camp at nice campgrounds. So… Living in an actual campground might make you seem more appealing to potential romantic prospects. You’d probably have to go for a hippie/bohemian/free-spirited type of girl though, or only date in the summertime (since then it’s more acceptable for folks to live at campgrounds).
Yeah, I look the part. Crazy hair, unkempt beard… plus I’m not exactly of sound mind….
@Nephelaid,
After this statement…. I … Um.
“Personally I might think that someone living in a camper in the woods was a psycho… so it’d be a no for me. Heh”
I’m gonna rethink my 4 teeth minimum of dating standards. pishhhh…!!
So not even the suicidal will take a chance on the creeper in the woods.. fuck!
Mel Gibson lived in a camper in lethal weapon, was a psycho, tons of ass… damn you Hollywood!
Yeah that is true, Mel Ominous did live in a trailer in the woods, but so did the Unibomber! He was on the killing channel too!
yah know F—- All you guys I am psycho and live in a trailer in the woods and you have OFFENDED me.
I think his idea of a trailer and yours are quite different.
and FTR a camper is not a single wide or double side. Totally different type of thing.
Thank you HDS…
but I don’t think so. Not to belittle Cordless. That’s scary. But social fashion to be prejudice is human nature.
I’m sorry. I doubt anyone was really thinking about how you would feel by contributing to the little bit of insanity tonight.
If he’d been a nice, decent, polite, well-enough-adjusted guy, that would have been different. There wouldn’t have been creeper alarms blaring in my head.
As far as trailers in the woods, that’s totally different from campers.
Trailers (at least in this part of the country) are a more-or-less fixed structure that’s not going anywhere anytime soon. You might as well view it the same as a house. Not a big deal at all.
Campers and Tents are more portable and slightly more creepy when used as a permanent residence because OMG THE COPS ARE AFTER ME AGAIN FOR THAT KIDNAPPING-HOMICIDE-THINGY I DID FOUR YEARS AGO SO I BETTER PULL UP STAKES AND MOVE TO YET ANOTHER STATE….
^^ (clarification: that was regarding my WiFi-spot-creeper, not Alan.)
(Unless you’re the same guy.)
youtube.com/watch?v=9vKwbwbZiqk
Or you live in Texas.
Yeah I know…. I just remember getting arrested in Monroe LA. when I was living in my car after Katrina. I was shaving for a job interview at Walmart. It wasn’t my fault for how I was treated nor was it thier fault for what they thought of me. We could discuss it all night.
I could discuss Katrina for days or weeks. Yup raw deal all around. My heart goes out to you.
I think everyone here is totally over rating how desperate women get for companionship. they would over look something like living conditions if they were neat and clean. I mean as long as you aren’t living in an episode of “Hoarders, Suicidal edition” then there is definitely a change some single lady would fancy you. My father, who was a toothless alcoholic living in a one room flop house managed to land himself a rather good looking fully employed lady. He got sober and they got married. So yeah, if my toothless alcoholic unemployed father can find love, so can you. They have been married over 30 years.
The one I got my eye on is 35 foot, has a living room slide out. Private bedroom, full kitchen. Bathroom.
The woods aren’t completely secluded either, there’s a lake, cabins, houses, campers etc in the area
“The one I got my eye on is 35 foot, has a living room slide out. Private bedroom, full kitchen. Bathroom.
The woods aren’t completely secluded either, there’s a lake, cabins, houses, campers etc in the area.”
That sounds all right, I guess.
Would you have electricity hookup and sewage facilities?
Electrical yes. Water/sewer maybe someday. But there’s a dump station nearby, and a beach house with shower and such.
Alan I have 4 solar panels on my roof that charge 3 deep cell lithium 24volts. and an inverter they run my fridge and all lights and comp all night. When I do Laundry (5 loads) by the end of the day my lights get a little dim but but 5 hours of sun all good again.
OMG I so want solar panels. I totally envy you.
I would consider it but, it must be $$
@ToTrees: That is AWESOME.
@alan, you get a rebate from the Feds and you sell the excess to the city, in my city we get a huge credit. I would be selling back to the city for most of the year.
@Alan I got a steal on the batteries $800.00 all 3. panels plus charger, inverter were used @ $600.00 more.. I live in a 1993 Alpenlite deluxe 33 footer. It’s astep up from my Honda civic that I was in for 8 years.
Hey that’s really nice ToTrees, why did I think you were in a doublewide? You parked at a campsite or a park?
Sweet. I’ll have to research that. I got a power line at the road. $600 to come back with a meter.
Alan, contact your city and see if they have a solar rebate program, many do.
I’m at a park slash converted campground in the Trinity Alps deep in the woods. I think you just wanted to believe in those dreams you have of us 😎
OMG ToTrees that looks amazing.
I know but its your dream again. I’m not that hot.
…i’m living on an episode of hoarders, hikikomori otaku suicidal edition, any problem with that? lol.
As for alan’s question… you know, some people just like the forest and a different kind of life. I could think of at least 3 women i’ve met along the years that would really like to live in the woods. Voluntarily? no, but kidnapping and s&m techniques always work (j/k, but i was serious on the 3 women who’d like to live in the woods).
Yup, you are going to hell. Tell Hitler hi.
If you’re trying to meet chicks, I’d say living in a camper isn’t as bad as living in a cave. I wouldn’t suggest telling any of your prospective dates about your domestic situation up front though.
“Hi, I’m Al and I live in a camper out in the woods. Wanna check out my Winnebago, babe”? Wait a while before you drop that bomb.
Uh, make sure you tell them by the end of the first date (or before you get them to agree to a date), though. People become very resentful when others waste their time.
I don’t think that having unfortunate living circumstances is a deal breaker. I might be in the minority though.
Plus I have spectacularly bad taste in men.
Still, even with that I don’t find it a deal breaker, rather I envision it a diamond in the rough.
He’d have to have a hell of a good story to explain why he lives in a camper full-time (and unless you want to look like a suspect for potential kidnapping, etc., it’d be better to take up residence in a campground).
In all fairness, most campers are nicer than my house now.
To be honest though, these days I don’t care so much about where someone lives, considering I was recently dating someone who took up part-time residence in a motel for about two years. If a person doesn’t have money to buy a house, and wants more freedom than an apartment, I totally get it. (I hate signing 12 month leases.) Just, you know, don’t act like you might kidnap a woman and hopefully you’d find someone who’s cool with your situation.
Right, nepheliad is right…if you are going to stalk and kidnap, do so casually.
Funny how we’re so self conscious about were we live considering we’re in a suicidal forum, lol.
yeah! plastic on the floor is a dead giveaway!
I’m so confused. So do I change plastic between vict–er dates? When is the appropriate time to lay out plastic?
I’d do it before bedtime, but after dinner.
And wait until a commercial, so it doesn’t ruin the TV show she’s trying to watch.
HDS, kinda ironic, you’re the one cool with a camper.
Since we have similar opinion often…
A similar taste in terrible partners…
Wanna come over for uh… dinner?
Yeah, well that isn’t nearly as primitive enough for me. I mean, you have wall after all.
Campground… Sort of ok.
Lone guy in camper in the woods…. would set off creeper alarms.
And bad memories.
Long rambling story follows:
A couple years ago there was a guy who hung around one of the same public WiFi spots I do. Scraggly unkempt guy, maybe in his 50’s.
He liked to stare. A lot.
It got really weird and uncomfortable.
Some of the people who sort of knew him said that he lived in a camper (or tent) in the woods.
Once or twice he’d come up to talk to me and it was evident that he had creeper issues.
The managers kept an eye on him just in case the time came when they needed to call the police.
At night when I walked out to my car, some of the workers would always watch to make sure I made it to the car all right, because if he ever started chasing me, there’s no way I could outrun him. I could try beating him unconscious with the cane, I guess, but that would be unladylike, right?
One said they noticed he would always sit where he could be facing in my direction.
There was one particular evening when I didn’t see him around, so I finally breathed some fresh air and settled down and relaxed. Something didn’t seem quite right, though, so I looked up…
and around….
and then behind me….
HE WAS STANDING RIGHT OUTSIDE THE WINDOW BEHIND ME, STARING IN.
HOLY CRAP.
That’s like some kind of crazy campfire story.
And yet, 100% true!
That’s strange….
I have a similar story….
So there’s a Wi-Fi spot I use to hit. There’s this younger gal. Good looking. So I’d notice her.
Sometimes I’d watch her, sometimes imagine what she’s doing. Sometimes I’d get lost in thought while looking in her direction. I guess it looked like I was staring.
I tried talking to her a couple times. Damn paranoia and social anxiety. I felt so stupid. She totally thought I was a weirdo.
Anyways, last time I saw her go in I just waited outside for her to leave. I tried to avoid the embarrassment, but she seen me. I know she did…
true story.
youtube.com/watch?v=9vKwbwbZiqk
Lol
The type of woman who would automatically disqualify you just because you live in a trailer is probably not the right match for you.
Fun, non-traditional, free-spirited women do exist in this world. You can find a woman who likes to shoot pool, barbeque, ride motorcycles, drink beer and camp. They’re not easy to find but they are out there.
Many who live in Texas! Seriously there seems to be a subsect of that category in this state. Survivalist types.
Hazy Day Sunflower, Yeah but they have big trailers in Texas!
Just some thoughts I wanna through out….
The decent size campers are about 250+ square feet. About the size of an efficiency apartment. Except cheaper, and private. Turn the radio up to 11.
Plus, campers have the best built in storage. Everything in a camper has a drawer or cupboard in it, on it, behind it.
This area I’m at is exclusive.there’s miles of trails, scenery, and a owners only beach, park. No landlording allowed. So the few cabins are never rented out. A few retirees built homes. But it’s still, breathing room all around.
So, I can see, how most would frown. But, this has actually given me some hope. Cuz the one who sees the perfection in it, will be awesome.
“This area I’m at is exclusive.there’s miles of trails, scenery, and a owners only beach, park. ”
You really are scaring the crap out of me here, since we have ALL of that pretty close to where I live.
Cue the creepy stabby music.
I know we’re very close proximity.
He’s in fact looking in your window right now…
boo!
My location is somewhere between Cold-water and Traverse City
I know by your weather reports your south of me.
(*gasp*)
Cordless …. do you know of the town that tips up during the snowiest of times?
tip-up-town.com
Well, that’s nowhere near me.
You know where marcellis corner is?
@cordless: that looks positively cold and miserable.
Well… let’s see….
(*type type type type*)
(*google google*)
There’s this one:
quincytipup.com/tipup/
But that’s not between the two towns you mentioned.
Maybe I’m safer than I thought I was….
This is insane cordless, so once and for all, I’m to the third knuckle deep on my ring finger.
Thought #1: Wow, that’s totally different from wh…. Er, I mean, yay, now I can go back to sunbathing naked.
Thought#2: We live in the only state where you can describe location that way. Every other state would say “Yeah, so you’re third-knuckle deep in someone, but where do you LIVE?”
Yup, originally, I thought you were on the wrist, but I figure somewhere in the meaty side of the palm.
I’ve never driven up to the “knuckles” myself before… but I remember going there as a passenger during family vacations when I was younger.
Is that far enough north that there are pine trees EVERYWHERE?
I remember the further north I went, the more it looked like pine-covered wilderness.
Rustic but beautiful.
Most areas yeah. I’m in a patch of Oaks and maple tho
Then it would actually be pretty cool to live up there in a trailer.
Alan Ominous, 250 square feet is about the size of a room on a cruise ship, even a studio apartment is about 550 square feet, and true ,campers have the best built in storage, hope she doesn’t mind making love on a thin mat instead of a pillow top, also you most likely have to fold up the table and turn it into a bed room that could be a mood killer? along with driving down some bumpy dirt road to get there in the middle of nowhere? and in most of these campers the shower is like a small box the size of Houdini’s water death chamber trick. and the sound of wild animals howling in the night she might think JASON will show up any minute! Just a thought 🙂
Way to throw the “glass half filled” card Rocketman.
Notice how he said “make love”. Sure, you have to love the guy to live with him on a camper. No regular/without-feelings sex allowed!
I still remember that once i said make love over here and someone replied “what are you, a girl?” lol.
“shower is like a small box the size of Houdini’s water death chamber trick….”
I have to admit I laughed at that.
Oh I know. No f*^*ing going on in Rocketman’s house.
Have you been in a modern camper or just that 1969 Rambler?
Most have an actual bedroom. With a real bed. They’re pretty nice.
Hazy Day Sunflower, Sorry but Alan described himself “looking like I do, a homeless guy” i can’t see him talking any women with and IQ over 50 to go with him in the woods with him unless it was at gun point!!
On the plus side, tornados do seem to be magnetically drawn to trailer parks, not camp grounds.
True Morris, we never hear take of 53 tents being sucked up into the vortex, it’s always the damn doublewides.
Well, if one looks like a homeless person, you can change that by utilizing proper hygiene methods daily, buying some nice new clothes (and laundering them regularly), going to the dentist when you can, working out if you need to lose weight, and getting a nice haircut, if you have hair (or maybe wearing a hat if you’ve shaved your head). Even if your face shows how weathered you feel, it wouldn’t matter if the rest of your getup looked presentable.
That’s funny
If Charles Manson could find a bride while serving time in prison, you should be able to find a woman while living in a trailer.
I should probably add that Charlie’s wife admitted to marrying him so that she could display his corpse after he died.
win.
er “fiancée”, not wife. Charlie called off the wedding when he found out he’d been duped.
(insert sad clown tear here)
Nope
Is anyone else thinking of Ash in Ash vs. Evil Dead? (He lived in a trailer.)
He also had a chainsaw for a hand. And a boomstick.
I wasn’t, but i have to give you complimentary kudos for bringing evil dead into the mix, lol. Loved ash vs the evil dead.
Alan Ominous, Bingo! you have the most entertaining post of the evening!!! you know we are all joking! 🙂
But… are we? *the plot thickens* *insert gopher here*
XD
So, if you’re joking… am I getting some or not?
Mf, i think you mean gerbil? 🙂
LOL. Nope, i meant this one youtube.com/watch?v=8lXdyD2Yzls
as for the gerbil… oh god. Don’t remind me of lemmywinks youtube.com/watch?v=GfpCjqJdhRw
bleach…need eye bleach.
Lemmiwinks…
Wow. 😮
Just… wow.
(*trying not to laugh*)
Oh no you’re still not getting any, but your post is entertaining!
That’s where you’re wrong. I got my bright red lipstick on…
I know Life will be here to fuck me again.
Bright red lipstick, fishnet stockings, and stiletto heels?
(‘Cause I heard life is really into that sort of thing.)
“It’s better to live alone in the corner of an attic than with a quarrelsome wife in a lovely home”. – Proverbs 21:9
For some reason that Bible verse popped into my head after reading a few of your posts.
This could be a sign that God is giving you the green light with the camper idea. He’d rather see you live your life as a happy camper.
Proverbs 27:15
“A quarrelsome wife is as annoying
as constant dripping on a rainy day.”
Probably the same is true for quarrelsome husbands also.
Or husbands/p@rtners who say one thing but do another, which is what leads to the wife/girlfriend getting pissed off in the first place. (Or perhaps they don’t tidy up after themselves and leave the house a mess. That’s enough to annoy somebody.)
Yeah, I suspect that more than a few of the authors of the Bible were men with misogynist tendencies.
I only shared that verse because it seemed relevant to Al’s plight.
I’m going to leave this just for reference: ghostbusters’s new movie trailer. *runs away*
Yeah, my wife is a Bible thumper, I’ve used that proverb and many more in defense many times.
*eats popcorn*
I can’t even read through this entire thing…
Geez man, you’ve got the ladies commenting on your post.. How many comments? Holy crap.
Just passing through brother.
LOL. You should have made an entrance *cue john cena’s music*, lol. Never gets old (at least for me, haha).
I hate John Cena the wrestler. So overrated.
This theme is so much better. And and… It fits for this site. 🙂
Because my comment is stuck in moderation, it’s Randy Orton’s theme, Voices.
Look it up!
Haha, i do watch wwe from time to time, i was just kidding (and that’s part of the joke, cena’s so overrated and appears everywhere). I do like Orton, his ability to pull an RKO out of nowhere never ceases to amaze me.
Yeah. I’m pretty damn floating with all this. My 15 minutes of fame and glory
A guy living in a camper in the woods wouldn’t be near as much a turnoff as a guy living in his van, down by the river. 🙂
LOL!!
youtube.com/watch?v=3nhgfjrKi0o
Aww, talk about awesome people plagued with loneliness….
Man, 142 comments on guys in camping trailers. Too lazy to read this whole thing!! 😛
Summary:
Some campers are great
Alan lives in a wonderful place
Solar panels rock
toTrees lives in an awesome place
Cordless lives in a cold wasteland and is being stalked by a homeless man, possibly Alan
Rocketman on “makes love” he does not F#434ck.
Add tho that list a link to 6000+ usd silicone dolls i added at some point but went to moderation. You never know when it might come handy.
I added one too. They are freaky real looking. I got kind of lost for a while just looking at all these damn sex dolls. I mean, $1,500…and they look so damn creepy. Yeah.
The link i had posted were like 6000+ usd. Those… yeah, look more real than most people i know irl, LOL. dollstory.eu/dollstory.aspx?lang=EN (in case it never leaves moderation).
Got you topped:
aliexpress.com/store/product/140cm-New-Japanese-solid-silicone-sex-doll-with-metal-skeleton-Full-body-silicone-sex-love-dolls/414127_32329528219.html
New Feel!
lols thanks for the cliff notes version
so this post has turned into sex dolls links? oy… -_-‘
are these suggestions for AO to put in his camper?
Yup bah, we jumped the shark.
Yes I believe the conversation started with a blow up doll of sorts and Mf and I suggested in separate comments something a little higher class. A Mercedes version of a blow up doll if you will.
lol
Better hurry up and build that camper! Add a guitar. That’s all a guy needs. 😛
I can’t top the realism, but i can sure top the comment: THANKS FOR THE LINK! I JUST FOUND MY NEW WAIFU! <3
Dismiss that last comment, i can indeed beat the realism of those (warning, explicit content): www. orient-doll. com/en/yasuragi/
OMG she even comes with underarm hair (optional) and bush. OMG i have no words. You have truly topped me tonight. You win the (porn) internet, which really is just the internet right?
i was in Japan a few years back and they had figures of men and women, he was fucking her up the dress, i e her dress was up. Oh. They were just figures
they were hairy down there
Waaaaaaa
I’m kinda surprised that no one has ever filled a blow-up doll with helium, tied a rope to her leg, then flown her around like a balloon.
Walking through the park with a blow-up doll hovering above your head seems like a pretty good conversation starter.
That sounds like a porn version of UP… oh wait…
I found:
Locked Up
Getting it up with the Kardashians
and here is a link to the best porn parodies of all time:
gq.com/gallery/the-most-brilliant-porn-parodies-of-all-time Which includes “everyone Does Raymond” and “the Horneymooners”.
Here you go:
youtube.com/watch?v=t_eZM6Cp07Q
Also:
youtube.com/watch?v=bgOMAqzEGG4
Lets bring this full circle and say she would make the best helium hood p@rtner ever.
I wanted to say something like that but wasn’t sure if it would count as m@thods or not. 🙂
Dildo vibrator candy underwear body paint anal beads
I forgot adult ‘sexy’ clothing. Cheaper to be naked
happysperm.com/browse.cfm/bj-blast-oral-sex-candy-assorted-flavors/4,5719.html
YW
Happy Sperm Dot Com!
LOL!!
You know, I’m fairly certain they are all happy right? I can’t imagine them any other way. Can you imagine angst sperm? Like the Woody Allen of procreation right?
Good point.
They MUST all be happy.
As far as I know, there are no sperms registered at SP.
Sperm *carriers*, yes, but…
They are so small so sperm have of course signed up in the short time… they… are… alive…. need… to… swwiiiiiim
sure the sperm tastes like candy itself or it can be enhanced like with this candy
Where’s wally? *opens book*
cant find him
Sorry you didn’t find Wally. Hes up your butt. Look in there
Pretty much.
there a website of Japanese women where you can buy their pee and shit …
I’m not linking it. NOOOOO
Is there something special about the Japanese variety?
Would someone angrily return their shipment of pee and poop, claiming “This is OBVIOUSLY from Oklahoma, not Japan! I demand a refund!”
No way to tell if that pee came from her ***** or the shit came out of her butt. It could be anyone’s. Unless they make a video of it maybe lol
i hate that word but i don’t like the V Word either. Nether regions
Some people seem to be fascinated with Japanese
Well, I guess I’m pretty much alone on this, but I wouldn’t see it as creepy. So many other factors would be far more important. I have known guys who lived in the forest in a tent, tiny cabin, or house they built themselves, and I would live in the middle of nowhere if I could.
Nope, I don’t find it creepy either, but then I am posting links to sex dolls tonight so I might want to examine my sanity and judgement.
LOL
Sorry, i was to busy buying one of those to respond, but nah, i wouldn’t see a guy in a cabin tent or a self build house as creepy either. Now, if that guy wore a hockey mask…
Its not creepy… his personality is 100000000x more important
Oh my.
Cats, campers, blow-up dolls & death.
This site offers something for everyone.
Hmm. Is anyone else getting a screenplay idea?
amazon.com/Unknown-16-Inflatable-Kitty-Cat/dp/B002ONV5A0
🙂
I goofed trying to post that three times. I hope it doesn’t show up three times!
Bacteria in swimsuits are disgusting apparently so some places want you to be hygienic and swim naked. If you are not naked you are not allowed in
Funny.
Since all the bacteria in the swimsuit would come from the open butt it was attached to.
So they just get rid of the swimsuit and let the bacteria romp around in complete freedom.
😮
Some people have bowel problems or cant be trusted to wipe their butt. Hope that pool is full of poo now
200 comments, and what have we learned?
A high end Japanese sex doll costs $6,000.
Mind = Blown
For $6000, it better be more than just your mind that gets blown.
Haha
I saw that punchline coming.
mind blowing sex. on the wallet too
It’s not just 6000, you have to account custom taxes, shipping, so it ends up somewhere around 8000 depending on where you live. Not that i researched on it, a friend told me once.
I don’t get it.
Choking the chicken is free, that $6-8k seems better spent elsewhere, but whatevs.
What if they come out with human-like robots, such as those in the Swedish TV series Real Humans, and its British remake, Humans? (Or in the films AI, Ex Machina, various sci-fi shows, etc.) I’d be cool with a sentient robot. (I’d just try to be sure they’re the nice kind and not dangerous.)
Has anyone seen the Ryan Gosling movie where his character falls in love with a sex doll? “Lars and the Real Girl.”
*raises hand and looks at the floor in shame* in all seriousness great movie tho (imho).