The curtain rises once again as the group enters the inside of a spaceship.
HDS: Killer clown, zombies, now, it’s a spaceship… I’m sensing a theme here.
Suddenly, robotic claws and aliens reveal themselves from the shadows.
Nicole: Those guns the aliens are holding look weird… They look like cucumbers attached to a toy gun.
Zetsumei: If the flyer I read was accurate, I don’t suggest anyone get caught. At that, Zetsumei takes out several switchblade knives he stole from the graveyard area.
Zetsumei claps his hands once before getting into a running position then says, “Ready…Set…Go!” Zetsumei and the others start running through the aliens and claws. Zetsumei avoids capture by slashing whatever targets him while the girls use agility. The other guys are not so lucky…
Nicole: Should we help them?
Zetsumei: They’re not in any real danger…
Guys: Hey, let go! Stupid aliens! Watch where you’re putting those guns!
Zetsumei: Only their prides are.
HDS: Wait, don’t aliens like to use…
Guys: No! Those guns aren’t for shooting, those “guns” are…
HDS and Guys: Probes!
HDS: Hey, Rocketman! Is the rocket entering Uranus yet?
Rocketman releases a high-pitched scream.
Rocketman in a falsetto voice: No! They vibrate!!!
Nicole: Um, should we help them?
Zetsumei: The weapons only last 5 minutes according to the flyer.
5 minutes later.
The other guys crawl to the end of the area before going comatose.
Nicole: Are they dead?
Zetsumei nudges Rocketman with his right foot.
Zetsumei: Physically, no but spiritually, yes, Nicole.
Guys mumble: We hate you all for not helping us…
Zetsumei: I’m not sure of the girls’ reasons but I just found it too funny to help.
The guys flip off Zetsumei all at once despite having no strength left.
Zetsumei just laughs as the curtain falls.