Mother, I will address you first since I have known you the longest: Well, EXCUUUUUUSE ME! So sorry my very existence screwed your life up so bad. You had a couple of options, and it’s not my fault your chosen mate was already married with a family. Now you can just go on your merry way and live out your golden years without the horror of your past staring you in the face every day. And yes, I did this on purpose so you would have to bury me. You said you didn’t think you could make it if lil bro died from his cocaine abuse. But I know I’m just collatersl damage. You’ve called the police on me for the last time. I am in so much trouble with 3 state boards because of you, and everything I worked so fucking hard for, spent 25 years you destroyed in one phone call. Hell, I was going home, anyway.
Beau: I haven’t been much of a mother to you anyway. But I have always loved you. Please take care of your blood pressure. Tell Mitchell I love him.
Amanda: It hasn’t got hard for you yet, you just think it has. Tell Steven, Trenton and Charlie I love them, and if they go for motorcycles, please make it a Harley. And yes, I love you, too.
Kayla: I just can’t watch you anymore, it’s too painful. And I can’t watch you die a slow death. I love you.
Dillon and Kaitlyn: I am so very sorry you got stuck with Memaw. And yes, Trey is the worst daddy in the world. I tried to save you but all the calls I made went uninvestigated, because I am the one who is crazy. Try to get some therapy when you get of age, because you will need it.
The rest of you: Bite me.
Somebody, please take care of the cat, she is gonna be weird for a little bit, because Kayla won’t quit smoking that legal shit in the house.
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Sounds to me like you need to your having a worse day than me. Just tell your mum to go fuck herself and go on holidays. Come to Australia
That’s a thought, I do have a passport
I wish it was easy to say these things to people’s faces instead of needing to put them in a goodbye letter. I feel that life would be simpler that way.