An old acquaintance of mine used to have a radio show and once in a while he would pull off a fake commercial and let the audience vote on whether or not they thought it was legit. One of my favorites was “Euthanasia Cruises”. For $2500 you could book passage on a luxury ocean liner that sailed out past the 20 mile limit. Then the passengers could do whatever they wanted for three days and nights – eat, drink, do drugs, have sex with each other – whatever they felt like doing and as much as they wanted. Then after the three days everyone gets a fat shot of sodium pentothal and burial at sea.
I’ve been saving my pennies ever since.
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What if all the passengers on the cruise ship are repellant?
That’s like being a male hetero suicide bomber and finding out your 72 virgins in the afterlife are all dorky dudes.
Wow. Phil has a point though. Oh well, there’d be bound to be at least one interesting person to talk to. (Not everything has to involve sex.)
Sign me the fuck up! Far OUT.