Not necessarily suicide (though it can be if you want), but just death in general. Tell me: Age, exact cause of death, and misc information (optional). For me, I think I’d like to die at around age 31 (because I get to experience my billionth second), suicide, after I become a professor.
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This is kind of an obvious one, but if i don’t die by suicide (nemb) i’d like to go in my sleep (since i feel it’d be easier for a particular someone). A few years ago i would have said that i wanted to die like in nic cage on leaving las vegas, lol. I always claimed that i didn’t see a point on living past 35 when i was younger, so… i guess i have 2 years left.
Like Nic Cage from Leaving Las Vegas? LOL, that would be a good one. I think I want to die when I finish grad school or do something great like finish a theory I’m writing up on before I go out. I myself have about 13 more years to go. What a tedious span of time.
Mine would be to die in my sleep, hopefully I am having a really good dream and then, BAM, heart stop, life ends, no pain, no suffering, just POOF. Perfect. Age wise, now would be good. 😀 (37)
ironman22, nice. Feeling no pain would be nice. Sure as hell beats feeling empty all the time.
I couldn’t agree more@feeling empty
I just want to close my eyes tonight and have it all be over. No pain, no stress, nothing. My mom won’t have to blame me for my death, I would have died naturally not by my own hand. But, my suffering would be over and that’s all I want.
I’d also if not by suicide, prefer to die in my sleep. No pain, no stress, just eyes closed and a comfortable death. I used to think I was terrified of dying, but now it seems like nothing. Simply because nothing feels real to me anymore. I feel like I was just placed here on this earth and it wouldn’t be a big deal if I was gone.
Sometimes I feel like I am walking around in a “video game” for lack of a better comparison and that I am not even in control, I think but nothing more while someone else just takes me to where it wants me to go. I feel nothing most of the time. Just a numbing sensation with the occasional smile or laugh.
Yes! It’s like you’re in a movie or walking around in someone else’s body. Your life is already planned out for you and you just take it day by day no control. I’ve always felt that way!
Heart attack following a mind blowing orgasm.
“Death by orgasm” is a term you rarely see printed in an obituary, that would be my preferred method.
Going out with a bang.
That is a good one. That actually made me chuckle.
Thank you.
Hopefully my death wouldn’t traumatize whoever it is I’m f**king too much. Plus, I wouldn’t want to drop dead on top of her. (Moving dead weight is heavy).
Hmm. I’m gonna have to work out the logistics on this. Maybe I’ll enjoy a lethal orgasm doin’ it doggy style.
You still might fall on top of them. Underneath? Maybe you could give them a disclaimer first, make them sign a waiver…etc.
That’s so romantic. Having your p*rtner sign a disclaimer before having sex with her. 🙂
“Hey babe? If I drop dead after plowing you don’t sue me for mental anguish, k? Here, sign this waiver while I take off my pants”.
Kinda sounds like a weird kind of prenuptial agreement if you ask me.
Well, I thought it was wonderful romantic gesture. Just light a few candles and play some romantic music, hand them a pen and the paper and you are good to go. No? Oh and liquoring them up probably wouldn’t hurt either. 😉
Yeah, no way that something like that can go wrong, it’s romance 101! lol.
I know, huh? hehe
Yeah, but she can take half of my life savings after I’m dead and it wouldn’t bother me.
You know what’s weird? Laws against suicide. If a person successfully commits suicide how can they be prosecuted in a court of law? What sort of punishment can the system execute against a deceased individual?
I’m drinking philosophical beer this evening as I ponder these perplexing questions.
This is a good one to ponder, I shall ponder with you, except I’m forgone my bourbon beer back chasers and have now settled for a Hard Mikes.
Well if an old lady can get sued successfully but the thief that not only robbed her but threatened her life with a knife and he gets hurt on her property and wins… then I am sure there must be some very interesting consequences for dead people who have committed.
Righty-0. Nothing but Corona was available here.
Played the Epiphone for an hour, set the amp to a distorted metal-ish setting. I’m working on a 3 chord song using D flat, B and E. It’s about this crazy chick I met on a suicide site. The lyrics are tricky; I have to end lines with rhymes, be nice, and make it fit with the D flat, B & E scheme I’ve concocted.
Ah well. One last beer then I’m off to sleep.
Hey, did you know that Shakespeare wrote that “sleep is the cousin of death”? I googled Cousin of Death. That’s the name of a thrash metal band from Malaysia. I never knew that people in Malaysia cared about Shakespeare, or that there was a thrash metal scene there. Live and learn.
No I didn’t know that, who would have thought, in all place. But I did know of the saying…or rather that he wrote that. Sadly or maybe not sadly, I have read many of his works.
Sorry, I had to laugh when you wrote: “about this crazy chick I met on a suicide site.” LOL Doesn’t everyone think that we are crazy because we are on a suicide site? What you are not going to share the lyrics? C’man! I would love to hear them.
My night has consisted of a Frasier marathon, bourbon, beer, Mikes…which is essential just more beer, taking out the trash, straightening up a bit and just being lazy in the end really.
Corona is nice, did you use a lime?
Nah, I drank straight from the tap. No citrus garnish.
I was being facetious when I called her crazy. Who am I to judge? I’m not the epitome of a “well adjusted person” either. Hardly a paragon of mental wellness.
Oh well, it doesn’t matter. I have a guitar, some money, and a decent sized shlong. Life isn’t so terrible.
G’nite.
I knew you were being facetious…I just felt the need to point it out. LOL It gave me a laugh.
Night.
1. Pentobarbital
2. Inert gas such as ******** with an Exit Bag
3. Shotgun with 00 Buckshot (I really don’t wanna do this one, but might if the other two options are unavailable)