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As of 2014, the life expectancy in America is 78.6 years. Divide that up, and this is how the average person spends their lifetime.
1 . You spend 25 years sleeping.
2 . You work for 10.3 years.
The average American works 40 hours a week from ages 20-65.
3 . You spend 48 days having sex.
A recent survey found that during the average sex session, foreplay lasts 7 minutes and intercourse 12 minutes.
4 . Women spend 17 years of their lives trying to lose weight.
This means being on one form of diet or another.
5 . You watch TV for 9.1 years.
Watching TV accounts for half of all leisure time, about 2.8 hours per day.
6 . You spend 2 years watching commercials.
7 . You spend 1.1 years cleaning.
Women have historically spent twice as much time as men, though the statistic is shifting.
8 . You spend 2.5 years cooking.
9 . You spend 3.66 years eating, about 67 minutes a day.
The total amount of food you consume in a lifetime is close to 35 tons.
10 . You drive a car for 4.3 years.
In that time, you’ll cover enough distance to go to the moon and back 3 times.
11 . You spend 3 months of your life in traffic, about 38 hours a year.
12 . You spend 1.5 years in the bathroom.
The average person goes 6 times a day.
13 . You spend a total of 92 days on the toilet.
Men spend 4 more minutes on the toilet than women daily.
14 . You spend 70% of our waking life in front of digital media.
15 . You laugh out loud 290,000 times in your life.
About 10 times per day.
16 . You walk a total of 110,000 miles.
That’s equivalent to 4 times around the world.
17 . You spend 90% of your time indoors.
That’s 71 of your 78.6 years.
18 . You consume .1 teaspoons of alcohol per day.
That’s 1,442 gallons in a lifetime.
19 . You have between 4 and 6 dreams a night for a total of 2,000 a year.
We forget 80% of them.
20 . You fart 402,000 times in your lifetime.
That’s about 14 times per day.
21 . You spend 14 days of your life kissing.
Most people wish it were more.
22 . You drink 12,000 cups of coffee.
That’s about 1.6 cups per day.
23 . If you’re more into tea, you drink 48 pounds in your lifetime.
That’s .75 pounds a year.
24 . Women spend nearly 1 year deciding what to wear.
25 . The average man will spend 1 year staring at women.
26 . Women spend 8 years of their life shopping.
That’s over 1 hour every single day.
27 . Women spend 1.5 years doing their hair.
That’s 14,000 hours brushing, washing, blow-drying, straightening, curling and cutting.
28 . An office worker spends 5 years sitting at a desk.
29 . The average employee spends 2 years sitting in work meetings.
30 . The average person swears 2,000,000 times.
That’s 80-90 times a day.