No, I didn’t really eat cheetos naked in WalMart.
But that would be an AWESOME memory to have.
Right up until the point when the security guards escorted you out.
It’s ok.
They’re more uncomfortable grabbing you than you are about them.
My actual Friday has been spent entirely in bed.
Getting ready to take the evening meds and settle down for a few hours of websurfing combined with a few movies playing in the background.
Fun, but unbelievably dull compared to the energetic naked people out there in the bean bag section of WalMarts everywhere.
